Only Jesus can play the ukelele and hold a drink at the same time

Why the protons in the nucleus of atoms don't fly apart? He holds it together(for now).

Repent! Then end is nigh!

that's why the LHC keeps breaking! jesus is just pissed that they didn't name the particle they're looking for the "christ boson".

Oh and check the url. PZAAZ!

Edit: To include context

I meant to use this url but managed not to.