Alleged sexual abuse of guinea pig in Frederick County parking lot under investigation, deputies say - Story
fox5dc.com/news/local-news/alleged-sexual-abu...Posted Dec 4, 2018, 4:17 AM UTC
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I feel so guilty that I immediately thought of Lemmiwinks. I really hope the little critter is okay.
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Stop Wikileaks!
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There was a weird myth in the late 90’s that Richard Gere put gerbils (not guinea pigs) up his ass. Perhaps that is the case here.
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I thought it was gerbils not guinea pigs
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Yes, yes. And let’s not take away from the accuracy of the claim made against the actor. The point is to provide a frame of reference for the use of the rodent. Btw, gross as all get out.
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Gerbils. And that followed him well into the 2000s. South Park had a couple episodes about it as well
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My morbid curiosity wonders just what happened, and, EWWW!
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This is top level r/WTF material, too.
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This is a mental image I could live without...
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What the hell did he do to it? I cant even imagine.
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There you are then, everyone. The internet. Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to join the flat-earthers. As you were....
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That guinea pig was asking for it. Did you see the dress it had on?
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I wish i haven't read this
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He was just experimenting.
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Thats the most Frederick County headline Ive ever read
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Maryland found a way to put-Florida, Florida.
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Uber confused, at least if it was a cat I would know he’s just trying to get the gerbil out
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What the fuck is wrong with people. How could anyone enjoy hurting a defenseless animal?
By putting his dick in it, I guess.
Reading this just really upset me because I have pet guinea pigs. I can't understand how anyone could feel a desire to needlessly inflict suffering on them.
Well I mean, you know why "guinea pig" is a generic term for a test subject, right?
People are often disgusting, one way or another. It's a good sign that you are this personally offended by hearing about such an act.
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psychotic piece of garbage that's what they are.