[PM] It's time for the Main Character Arena! Many will enter, at least one will win!

Describe your character, and I'll write their journey through the arena. Go wild and watch what happens!

Edit: Well, this morphed into a Sci-Fi Fantasy Horror saga. This was a lot of fun, thanks for all the great characters!

Edit 2: HERE IS THE FINALE! It was a lot harder to neatly wrap up than I expected, but this was a ton of fun. I'll do more of these in the future.