The Theoretical Worst Champion in the Game

Me and my friends were discussing some League stuff over dinner and then the topic came up: If you could combine any champion's abilities, but they had to stay in their respective slot, what kit would you make? This quickly turned into us trying to make the worst possible champion kit possible. After some debating, we developed the following kit:

Passive: Renekton

Q: Azir

W: Zilean

E: Xayah

R: Kalista

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Have fun trying to use your abilities

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Also, let me know if you have any suggestions to make this worse

*Note: We also made the goal to keep it to no more than 1 ability from each champ