If the Colonel was Taken

You are the Colonel. One-time pet of the late Hunter Vanguard. Once a mundane animal destined to live your life on an isolated homestead. Now beloved by Guardians all.

You have been taken.

Scream no more. You are safe here. Have some sesame seed and spring water. We shall hold you and comfort you.

What upsets you? Why are you tolerated?

You are endearing and smooth to the touch, but you are simple, dull and unaware of the hungry eyes of those that surround you.

You must bite first.

There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [dinosaur].

Take up the knife. Rule triumphant. Take your new shape.