If you're going to hit on me:

At least make an effort to use the correct your/you're.

No, I don't want to fuck you.

No, I don't want to "see what you have".

No, I don't click on imgur links.

No, none of my students' parents hit on me.

No, none of my students want to fuck me, they're not even 5.

It's not "hot" to insult my profession. Move on.