You might be a puppy sub if...

You like instant rewards, delayed gratification are NOT your cup of tea. Pets and pats can make you faint. You snitch food off your partner's plate and like being fed. You're very playful and wiggly, especially your bum. After your partner gains your trust, you love obeying them. You like it when ppl notice you're clever, because you are very smart! Thank you very much. You get distracted somewhat easily. People may tell you to be quieter. Cuddles are needed hourly. You have extremely lazy phases and extremely hyper phases. Chewing on things calms you down. Or whatever the heck makes you feel like a puppy! <3 <3 <3