My idea for the only allowed exceptions
Having sex with someone should not be a free nut coupon, as it gives an unfair advantage to those with girlfriends, but I think there should be the following exceptions:
1: you should get A MAXIMUM OF 12 religious exceptions, and they must pertain to a recognized religion or recognized derivative thereof. This is a non-exhaustive list:
Consummating a marriage (Catholicism, Judaism, Islam)
Providing your wife expected sexual pleasure (Judaism)
(Let me know about more in the comments)
Honeymoon exception: After getting married, you should be able to fuck during your honeymoon. You get two weeks worth of fucking, but must pay this back by adding an additional month to the challenge.
Medical exception:
You get A MAXIMUM OF 3 medical exception nuts, BUT ONLY UPON PRESCRIPTION BY A DOCTOR FOR A VALID MEDICAL REASON.
And 3 is really fucking generous.
And no donating sperm does not count as one of them.
Note that these are exceptions, and unused exceptions cannot be “traded in” for any free nuts.
And all exceptions must be paid back by completing an extra two days for any day you nut.
Posted Dec 6, 2018, 1:13 AM UTC · edited