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Did you search that one off of Google, just like how your mom search you off on adoption website.

I'm trying to get your perspective but I can't stick my head up my ass that far.

Your ass must be pretty jealous from all the s*** that comes out your mouth

You have my entire life to be a jerk why don't you take today off.

There's nothing more uglier than you oh wait yeah there is your mom.