You guys have ruined me

I found this sub and saw all the successful trades like that nvda man and the fb puts fuck.

I am a low salary worker at fucking kung fu tea making ten bucks an hour. I’ve saved for three years and had about 10K saved. I bought snap puts like you guys told me and then snap went up. I bought mu calls and that shit kept going down. I bought mfst calls and that went down the day after. Three years of my life gone. How the hell do you guys even get thing wrong so right? This sub is a sham and full of stupid fucks who photoshop their gains to make t seem like they make money.

Damn it I could have used that money for Invisalign, lasik Groupon, and some acne cream. Now I’m just a fucking blind, crooked teeth, pepperoni faced loser with 10K poorer.

Hate you guys

Edit: I’ve learned three things from this post from you guys... first thing is not to get lasik. Second is I’m stupid. Third is to find a better paying job. Thank you all.

Edit 2: obvious satire, Jesus guys... you autists. I thought the acne cream and lasik Groupon would have given it away. Just have a laugh and move along please. But on the real actually lost 10K