Is it common knowledge here that Santa (Joseph D. Reitman) was married to Shannon Elizabeth during the height of her American Pie fame?
Posted Dec 8, 2018, 1:06 AM UTC
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I don't know about you all, but I remember how famous she was at the time for being so sexy. She was a sexual icon and it was Very Bad Santa that she went home to at night. That's crazy, to me.
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To be fair, he's quite handsome there. 20 years later and lots of make up to look like a Dirty Santa and sure, he doesn't quite look the same. But back then he looked pretty nice.
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Lucky son of a bitch
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She was on this year's season of Celebrity Big Brother and actually played a really great game.
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Oh, she's super smart. She was a semi-pro poker player for a while. I have nothing but respect for Shannon Elizabeth.
I'm just saying, back in the day, if you looked up the word "sex" in the dictionary you'd see her picture.
And you'd probably start masturbating when you saw it.
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Mate, I started jerking off the second I saw her on American pie. i was a wii tiny kid back then.
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Hey, it's Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.