Can't type a reply, without using a comma.

Can't take a dump, without something to read.

I did this until I got an electric toothbrush.

Like...browsing Reddit on my iPod Touch while pooping?

I always turn on the fan if the bathroom has one to hide my poo-sounds and for some calming white noise as I drop the deuce.

If I'm in someone else's bathroom, I'll read the directions on the back of a product laying on the counter if there aren't any magazines or just look all around the room with my arms wrapped around me.

DAE have strange bathroom behaviours?