(To the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas")

Have a fully commie Christmas

Tell me what is to be done?

The lumpenproles

Are in the cold

But we can still have fun

Have a fully commie Christmas

Make the bourgeois shake with fear

Douglas, Tommy

Have a fully commie Christmas this year

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Have a fully commie Christmas

It's a time of year that rocks

Mistletoe with Uncle Joe

Just kidding, we're libsocs

Have a fully commie Christmas

Time to join the DSA

Call dad and mommy

Have a fully commie Christmas today

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Have a fully commie Christmas

We must work towards it still

Scrooge last night was filled with fright

He dreamt he saw Joe Hill

Have a fully commie Christmas

What a havoc we will wreak

On the econommy

Have a fully commie Christmas this week