[F4A] Hooray for rules!

I've always been a rule-follower, ever since I was a kid. No cutting in line? You betcha. No talking in the halls? Consider my lips zipped. School uniform? Then I'm gonna know that dress code better than the vice principal.

It's fair to say I loved rules. I had absolute faith that they were there to keep us safe and focused on what was most important. And also, without rules, how would I know I was a good girl?

But now I'm an adult, and you know what's seriously lacking in adult life? Rules, of course. There's simply nobody telling me when to get up, wjat chores to do, or even how to dress! It's no wonder that my life feels my disordered and chaotic now. It's no wonder that I fantasize about someone coming into my life who loves rules as much as I do, and better yet, loves setting rules and enforcing them!

(Of yes, enforcement. If you have rules, you must have consequences when they're broken, right? That's what seperates a rule from a strong suggestion. And this prompt isn't called "Hooray for strong suggestions" is it?)

Are you the authority figure of my dreams? Do you have firm ideas on how a good girl should dress? Spend her day? Address her elders? Can you string more than two sentences together with reasonably good grammer? Are there any aspects of your personality besides two-dimensional douchebag? Then I want to hear from you!

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