My most awkward yet funny high school experience.
High School is full of the most awkward experiences.
My story however, is different and I have no idea if anyone else had went through this type of awkward experience but, here is my story. I was in 9th grade my first year of highschool. Nervous as everyone is on their first year of highschool.
I had been switched without my request to a math tutoring program because. I was never good at math not that I put effort into it in the first place. I was moved to a different math hour entirely so that I could go to this tutoring program.
As I walked into my new math hour I realized my still to this day close best friend Doug was in this math class. I was so excited to see him as most of my classes had noone I knew, well as a friend that is.
For months we'd annoy our fellow classmates by laughing and making jokes with each other mostly me though, I laugh really loud and wasn't as popular as he was.
On this certain day our teacher had told the class to close our eyes, I don't really remember why she had us close our eyes but during that moment I briefly came up with a funny plan to grab my good pals leg and scare him with my eyes shut I reached over and grabbed his leg... or what I thought was his leg. When I opened my eyes and locked my eyes to where my hand was. I was touching his shlongadoo, yes his dick. I was flustered and immediately apologized not before removing my hand off of his...place... He looked me dead in the eyes with the most intense look i've ever seen him give and said, "Slow down there cowboy." IN THE MOST SERIOUS VOICE. I to this day can not stop laughing about it.
Posted Dec 16, 2018, 11:23 PM UTC