One turd to rule them all.

I took a shit on a few substances.

Took a shit on weed so big that it felt like giving birth.

Took a shit on MDMA so explosive that it massacred my poor toilet while I grinned happily like a psycho.

Took a shit on LSD that felt like I shat out my intestines.

Took a shit on Ketamine. That one.. That one is unexplainably wierd. The WONKIEST shit of my life.

How about You? Got any shitty stories?