Shit trip report (70873807 micrograms)

Please go easy on me this is my first drug essay 😣😣😣 had a great time would recommend shit to everyone

T-0:05: felt the rumblies in my tumblies

T-0:01: made it to the bathroom with just enough time to spare

T+0:00: finished shitting, decided to shove it back where it came from. Only natural stuff in my body 😎

T+0:30: not feeling anything yet, worried that I didn't harm reduce and test my shit

T+1:00: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

T+????: I am god.