The other day I was in a restaurant having dinner with my Wife..

I had ordered soup for an appetizer, and when the waitress brought the soup out, she had her thumb in it. I thought well this is weird.

Ordered the Alfredo Chicken and when that lady brought out my entree, her thumb was in it again!

Getting a little frustrated, my wife was able to cool me down a little bit and relax with some coffee for dessert. When she brought that out HER THUMB was in it again!

I’m furious at this point, I scream, “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! EVERY TIME YOU BRING OUT MY FOOD YOU HAVE YOUR THUMB IN IT!”

She goes, “I’m sorry sir, it’s just my thumb was cold”

I say, “ WHY DONT YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!”

She responds, “I DO WHEN IM IN THE KITCHEN!”