Come and swim with the Cuckwhales
Posted Dec 20, 2018, 9:23 PM UTC
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I love how they think the only people who disagree with them must either be soy boys (Soy doesn't work that way btw) or massively overweight women. Do they think that Chads and Stacys have their back or something?
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Chad doesn't have time for reddit, he's too busy. Like a sex offender Santa Claus, every night he rides around the world astride his winged fascinus, visiting every roastie's home and fornicating on her before moving on to the next one. And of course, by the time he's managed to reach all of them, the earth has rotated and then he has to go visit the roasties on the other side of the world. He is doomed to wander the earth in an endless circle, which we call the "cock carousel".
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If there are approx 7.5 billion people in the world, 70.3% of them are over 18 per wikepedia, and we assume a 50/50 male female ratio, that Chad pumps and dumps 1 roastie per minute, and totally ignore travel time between roasties, Chad Santa could fuck every roastie on the cock carousel in about 5015 years!
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Ah, the spirit of Christmas! I shall leave the lube and Viagra out, to see if I can lure the Christmas Chad to my house.
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Well obviously he's got a bit of a backlog to work through.
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Chad has invented warp drive and time manipulation technology. Sub-light travel and the laws of causality are for cucks!
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Well, that need to be made into a porno lol. Johnny Sins can play Chad and all the other women can play..... All the other women
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Can I marry this comment?
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Upvote for "winged fascinus!"
That description almost makes you feel sorry for him.
Being unable to rest even though he wished for it, Chad eventually stopped ejaculating.
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imagine how chad must feel though, the existential dread of not having any personal time to him, always having to attend to stacies, always hopping from girl to girl, every waking moment is a moment he wishes he could have some alone time, but he cannot. the universe will not let him be
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There's a certain subsection of the internet that thinks calling someone fat is the ultimate insult. Newsflash: fat people know they're fat and skinny people just think you're an idiot if you call them a repulsive landwhale.
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Best part is he stopped responding after my second post when it was clear he couldn't say anything to trigger me.
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Typical of Incels lol
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Props to the talent of the whale, typing without thumbs!
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Yeah they tend to think anyone against them has some mitigating factor - if you post on I.T., you must be ugly, if you are attractive, you must be a felon or have a criminal record...
(laughs in male modeling career and no criminal record)
They also act like people who are "more advantaged" should show them more empathy...or they'll just start killing people. Like, that doesn't really make people more inclined to consider Incels as anything other than domestic terrorists.
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"Oh you don't like incels? You must be ugly!" Classic incels
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It’s kinda confusing that they assume that everyone on IT is ugly. Like isn’t the whole point of incels is that they’re being discriminated against but attractive people? So isn’t it possible that the people making fun of them could be what they consider chads and Staceys? I don’t get it.
It's utterly hilarious
"It's only bad when it happens to ME!"
They can't make up their minds. I've been called ugly and a Tyrone, sometimes by the same damn Incel.
uwu
On top of it all, it completely demolishes their OWN argument that people hate them for their looks or virginity if their most conspicuous critics are supposedly ugly virgins??
If that's true, then surely the only remaining logical answer is..... they're hated for their personality???
It must be the whole "all homophobes are gay thing".
You’re assuming they’re actually logical.
it's pointless to psychoanalyse incels. their train of thought just doubles back on itself and under itself and over itself until it's just a tangled lump of hatred and insecurity
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That last line made me lose all respect I ever could have had for you
I haven’t mocked anyone. I’m just questioning their line of logic. I’m not the one who called someone a land whale.
Incels may be shitty people but I have no reason to mock them for their virginity or supposed bad looks, if they come spewing hatred and idiocy I'm going to call them on it whoever they are because ideas deserve no respect and incels sure do have a lot of terrible shit falling out of their mouths.