If you could go back in time and go out with any famous person, who would it be?

Posted Nov 29, 2009, 7:13 AM UTC

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Audry Hepburn.
Pretty sure girls like her don't exist anymore.

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roachcoachOP•

She is kind of the inspiration for this thread

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I lust after her every time I watch the 1954 film, Roman Holiday. Then I get peeved that women like her no longer seem to exist. These days the world lacks proper form and geometry.

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EddieVolcano•

Perfect woman.

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CaptCourt•

I'd like to hang out with John Lennon. Perhaps on the night he got shot. I'd try to prevent it from happening, maybe direct his limousine elsewhere.

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roachcoachOP•

I recall a film that depicts an event completely opposite of this.

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reddidict•

Yoko Ono! shakes fist

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parisologist•

Your mom.

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crazyeight•

Helen of Troy. Face that launched a thousand ships, and all that.

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jsbarone•

Aphrodite.

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modiagrams•

Jesus.

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Princess Diana.

Smart, sexy, kind, elegant and bloody royalty.

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MetallicDragon•

Einstein, so I could see his reaction to all the advances in science since his death.

Also, I'm taking "go out with" to mean "meet".

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George Harrison...however his son looks exactly like him

Two others would be Brandon Lee and Lawrence Olivier

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cedargrove•

George but not John? Brandon but not Bruce? Lawrence but not Joey?

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Well George was hot...But I would love to jam with John.... Brandon I like any mixed asian breed ..... Whoa

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[deleted]•

Definitely hitler.

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BroodBoy•

That would definitely be a memorable mustache ride.

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I'd love to feel his fuzzy little mustache as it nuzzles the sensitive part between my belly button and genitals.

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briannagriffin•

the fuck.

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[deleted]•

This is supposed to be a safe place to comment on who we would like to date, please don't make this uncomfortable for me.

Nothing wrong with wanting some tender anal blitzkrieg.

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daychilde•

No, "the blow", in fact.

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Boy_SunShine•

Dam it, I came.

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Fire_1•

Krissy Taylor

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peahen•

Allen Ginsberg. I'd let him spooge his crazy all over me.

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thepizzlefry•
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psycop•

Natalie Wood.

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Thomas Jefferson

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SarahxJane•

George Carlin.

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Vijchti•

Damn. Came to post the same thing. Except it was Mary who was immaculately conceived. You're thinking of the virgin birth.

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Vijchti•

We declare, pronounce and define that the doctrine which holds that the Blessed Virgin Mary, at the first instant of her conception, by a singular privilege and grace of the Omnipotent God, in virtue of the merits of Jesus Christ, the Saviour of mankind, was preserved immaculate from all stain of original sin, has been revealed by God, and therefore should firmly and constantly be believed by all the faithful.

Pope Paul IX, Ineffabilis Deus*, December 8, 1854*

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coattails•

Marianne Faithful. Such a babe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhPPJ5dolxU

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roachcoachOP•

remember this

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coattails•

yeah. woah.

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takatori•

Messalina. She really knew how to get her freak on.

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