What’s the modern way to test if someone’s a witch?
Posted Dec 26, 2018, 3:37 PM UTC
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If they get the usb dongle in the socket the first time they're definitely a witch.
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Check if they are fictional
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Assume that women are witches because most chicks I know love to fantasize about having magic powers and the ability to fly.
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Splash water on them
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Thermal mammography
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Ask them, they'll usually be proud of it
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odd colored hair
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Count their living enemies.
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Ask if they prefer to be referred to as Wiccan, pagan, or neopagan.
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Assign Robert Mueller, He is well known for Witch hunt.
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See if they weigh the same as a duck.
"What else floats on water?" "Churches! Churches!" "Lead!" "Uh, very small rocks."