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bubafeast

What has been the most evil prank you wish never had done?

So... my mom had a boy sized puppet that looked like my son. One day my mom and wife where talking in the kitchen, I was with my son and noticed he had almost the same cloths as the puppet and both looked quite similar from the back. So I grabbed the puppet as if it was my son and entered the kitchen talking loud about the kid, so both turn and see me. Just as they turn and see I make as if I accidentally kick something and throw the puppet so it falls face down hard to the floor. The materials of the puppet made a really ugly head+floor sound. Both, mom and wife, screamed. I almost killed both of a hearth attack... They where shacking for a couple of minutes crying.. Really really bad prank, will never do again.

Posted Dec 4, 2009, 6:38 PM UTC

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JeFX•

It wasn't a prank, but you know how people say you can scare someone to cure their hiccups? Well one time i tried it on a 12 month old that had hiccups literally for hours... poor little guy cried and cried afterwards, with the hiccups of course.

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[deleted]•

One time I put dog poop on a parked car's windshield. I just sort of turned the poopbag inside out and plopped it on there, right in the middle. I drove by the car a couple hours later to find out the owner had quite a mess on his hands. The dumbass decided the best way to get it off was to turn on the windshield wipers, which actually made it much, much worse. All it did was smear it all over. He was by the car with a bottle of windex, there was a huge pile of used paper towels on the ground by the car, and he still didn't get all the crap off. He had a look of pure disgust and rage. I thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time. I was 16. However, looking back at it now, I feel like an asshole.

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bubafeastOP•

LOL, something similar happened to my brother.. someone put 2 slices of american cheese on the windshield, under the sun. When he was going to work he noticed it.. The cheese was all nasty melted over the windshield, he used one knife to remove it.

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multnomah•

Egged a house and left a roadkill rabbit on the front porch of a person....on the night before Easter.

18 or so years and I regret that one.

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UPPER DECKER!!!

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