Do all y'all remember 2015-2016 when Curry played incredible?? Its a real shame that we're never going to see that again because Durant came to the Warriors. Its real sad but its good we have Luka in the league now to balance it all out!!
Posted Jan 4, 2019, 9:55 PM UTC
I'd like to take a moment, on this day, to thank Kevin "The Servant" Durant for leaving the Oklahoma City Thunder on July 4th, 2016. Not for going to the Flubs, but for leaving. The Bitch is all numbers, especially his favorite number, 2nd, and him leaving gave Russell Westbrook an opportunity to pursue history. Remember all of our 4th quarter meltdowns last year? It's because Russ would always defer to Skin n Bones. Look at Russ's clutchtime stats this year, it's remarkable. Little Nipples makes history by taking the hardest road, Russell "King of the Prarie" Westbrook makes history by breaking a 55 year old record that may never be broken again. Kevin is cursed, it's why he got injured, and now Steph is injured, he'll come up second again this year. And to top it all off Trump takes away our Szechuan sauce, damn. So thank you Mr. Durant, for being the real MVP, the real Ms. Durant, for getting your unclutch ass outta town.
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This but unironically