What unusual things about the opposite sex do you find attractive?
Posted Dec 12, 2009, 9:51 AM UTC
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I love girls wearing glasses. Also, girls with nice looking clavicles are hot.
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Fuck yeah, I like clavicles too, now that I think of it. Actually, the shoulder area in general is pretty attractive.
Ankles can be sexy too. They're so curvy.
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Clavicles and a nice back is hard to beat.
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Ctrl+F, "shoulders" led me here. You got my vote.
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For some reason i assumed clavicle was a different word for monocle, and throught: Yes indeed, that is unusual. After a quick search though, i was a bit dissapointed.
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A girl wearing a monocle would be pretty hot, though.
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Glasses are definitely hot. I know this girl with Glasses and a septum piercing and i would do disgusting things to her
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I just googled septum. So nasty pictures that I just barfed a little.
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Haha it's not good on everyone but some girls look really good with it. This girl has a cute little button nose and it worked.
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Well I saw some nasty scars and missing noses, regular rotten.com stuff.
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You made me look. http://www.mgm.ufl.edu/~gulig/mmid/parasitology/Septum%202.JPG
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unusual thing i find attractive about chicks: b00bs and ass, and defly lips and eyes
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YEAH, BECAUSE THESE PARTS ARE RELATED TO THE SEX MAKING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, BRO! WORD WORD, BALLS UP!
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That confused me for a bit, until I realized I was thinking of claviers.
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whoa... NSFW?! Jeez..
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jesus christ, man...
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I have an ex who had some very nice claviers (a harpsichord and clavichord respectively) which he played professionally. I suppose it was one of the sexy things about him.
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That confused me for a bit, until I realized I was thinking of cadavers.
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That confused me for a bit, until I realized I was thinking of carbuncles.
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close to the clavicle - I'm in love with the suprasternal notch.
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mmmmm clavicles. Really the whole neck/shoulder area does it for me.
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anyone who i've ever told about how i think clavicles are sexy thinks i'm crazy. i also love hipbones (provided they are not poking me uncomfortably).
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Anyone you ever told is crazy. Hip bones rule.
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that's what i mean - there's nothing really unusual to find attractive!
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Oooh..! Clavicles... !!
Also the arm's fold...
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glasses are good. especially if they are relevant to the person wearing them... architect, musician, whatever.
some of 'em are like... oh my contacts are bad... I hate theses glasses... yer like, mmmm they are actually pretty hot and they totally don't believe ya.
who is the captive audience anyway?
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I don't know if anyone one else shares this fetish!? However, I love the smell of a girls anus. Not poop, just the sweaty smell. I can't explain it but I think it's something to do with pheromones.
My Missus knows about this and she keeps it clean but 'dirty' for me to sniff when ever I want, but the thought of doing it to some random girl sickens me. I've always had a strong sense of smell and we joke around I must have been a dog in my past life. I also have a fetish for analingus (that's how i first discovered my attraction to the smell). Anyone else?
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Not everything needs to be shared.
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Lol, we really shouldn't be downvoting him though. It's far more interesting than the banal "I like hot-nerd girl types" rubbish that's in every 5th post.
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this is what i was looking for when i made this post. i loled heartily
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Upvoted for very appropriate use of the word banal. - and cuz it rhymes with something else.
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You mean canal?
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Either one of us does not pronounce banal correctly, or I am inferring the word you are rhyming it with incorrectly.
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weird, I was just replying with "I like hot-nerd girls" verbatim.
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I was happier before I read this.
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I'm puking, but I'll upvote you nonetheless, because that's unusual.
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Well, you're not alone.
And I also like girls with hairy armpits. I really don't know why.
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I had a GF that would smell my armpits all the time. She was shorter than me too, so sometimes we would be walking around in public with my arm over her shoulder and she would just tilt her head a little bit a catch a whiff. She was a lot of fun :)
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Yes! Definitely can be a yummy smell... not BO, not gross fake deodorant, just that natural, salty, personal pheromone smell. My bf's pits can be intoxicating. I make no effort to hide my obsession with his and he seems amused when I burrow under his arm and breathe deeply!
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my gf makes a point of this
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Same. Hairy armpits = good, but I still like a clean shave down under, if only to avoid hair in my teeth.
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Amanda Palmer. She is in the Dresden Dolls. First time I saw them live, she raised her arms and I was like "What the Fuck?!?" Now, I'm OK with it.
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Amanda Fucking Palmer. Be polite.
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True dat. That woman can blog and twitter a shit storm.
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Upvoted for username, godspeed my friend
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Was your Missus the first to know about this? Were you an underwear-sniffer back in the day? I honestly think you could make an interesting AMA about this.
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uhhh... no please don't
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Come on, where's your sense of adventure - guaranteed there would be some funny comments in that thread if nothing else...
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What the fuck man!? What the fuck!? What the fucking fuck???!!
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maybe you're a dog ?
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I was teasing a friend of mine about being older than me and married and out of nowhere he says "you know what? when you get to my age you just want to smell her ass.... just get your face all close and smell it."
He was serious.
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Truth
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Man, I'm with you. Something about licking a girl's asshole, having your face buried between her cheeks, is wrong but oh so right.
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There are apocrine sweat glands which secrete pheromones around the anus.
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Redditor for 4 hours :(
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Well then.
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TMI....
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Nope
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You're in good company I think, here's what James Joyce had to say about it:
My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A GREAT TIME
fartsmella
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=|
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket...
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My boss called me the other day to have me help out a lady on the phone (I work in IT). He prefaces it with, "I've got a girl here, with a short skirt and a loooooonnnnggg jacket, and she's having issues with..." And then went into the rest of the call completely normally. It was very bizarre.
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I'm going to have to do this the next time I'm transferring a call to a different department...
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I want a girl whose going the distance.
Wait, what?
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who's going for speed?!
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That wont work, though, because she's all alone in a time of neeeed.
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Who is racing and pacing and plotting the course.
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All alone?!
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Upvote for cake refrence.
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But... they were ALL Cake references! :)
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I want a girl who's on the phone long, long distance, always through such strong resistance.
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I want her to love me madly.
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I want a girl who's going for speed.
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nana nana nana, nana nana na na
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I'm all about the smooth liquidations and good dividends myself
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don't forget that white, chrysler lebaron.
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Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
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With fingernails that shine like justice!
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And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
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Hello Mr. Mccrea
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Who tours the facility and picks up slack?
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Thanks, rocking out to Cake now!
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I like girls who are carpenters. They can take you out to lunch!
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Relevancy link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_skirt_long_jacket
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honestly. terrible, terrible song.
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+1 for the song from Chuck
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I have a thing for nerdy girls! Glasses, short hair, no makeup, and being a bit different does it for me!
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As a nerdy girl with short hair and glasses who generally doesn't wear makeup, I approve of this attitude.
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I approve you just for being awesome.
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You are just awesome for me too. I say we fight for you.
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I am wary to accept that invitation from someone whose username is pussy_pussy_pussy.
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We could play some Dungeons & Dragons... if you know what I mean.
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The guy at the top of the page said this too, but his username involves twilight, so you get my vote!
Also, the little dimples that girls have in the small of their backs, just above their butts.
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Don't worry, that's the Zelda Twilight; it's acceptable.
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Thank you sir!
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You really do get confused with Twilight a lot. You may want to consider a different username.
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I knew it was you before silverhydra explained. That's right, I remember you from before!
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Jeez, I didn't even realize that anyone would think of anything but LoZ. You have my condolences.
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I think they're called Dimples of Venus. And yes, they are definitley hot
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Yeah i like the dimples too. I wonder why some have that and others don't.
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Those dimples are very rare for a girl over 25--and nonexistent on any girl that is not very lean or athletic. Honey has got to be young and tight for those. But hell yeah, the butt/back dimple is an aphro.
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I have it too and i'm a guy.
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The dimples represent a bony landmark from the back of your pelvis, so anyone pleasantly plump and greater is going to be lacking said dimples.
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Yeah, there's nothing I like better than placing my thumbs on the dimples while grabbing her hips for certain recreational reasons. ;)
I guess I'm lucky, my girlfriend is 28 but she still has them. (mind you, she is Asian and petite, so that helps!)
Upvotes for the dimple-lovers!
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As for the dimples above their butts, eradR has it right below, they're called "Dimples of Venus" among other things, and you can find an impressive thread about them at the FreeOnes forum (do a tag search for "dimples of venus" or "ass dimples" and you'll find it) - it's many pages long by now, and has quite a few regular contributors...
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sounds like you like men
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Would that be a bad thing?
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Dude, you're not supposed to tell him.
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In terms of appearance, I generally like this look too except hair length isn't that important. I also love redheads, not the fake bottled red heads but real, authentic gingery lasses. Also this may seem weird, but I like the shape of a girl's cupid's bow. I suppose the scientific name would the nasolabial crease?
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I think nasolabial creases are the two vertical lines from the sides of the nostrils to the corners of the mouth. Cupid's bow is the shape of the upper lip's upper edge, and the philtrum is the groove down the center of the lip under the septum. Great features, all.
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Upvoted for loving redheads.
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I like geeky girls, but I've never really found glasses attractive. I find that when a girl has glasses it's usually a very conscious fashion choice – thus, more so hipster than geeky
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You forgot one thing, smiles :)
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That's not at all unusual. In fact, it's the new "hip" thing.
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I like this kinda because occasionally I see that girl and think "I bet ya nobody has fucked her before... and hell, I have first dibs."
I like the idea of "breaking a girl in."
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it's called american apparel and its been the biggest fashion trend in the country for the last couple years
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Proximity.
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This. I find it most practical to measure in kilometers.
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When a girl is the good kind of immature. If she's down for eating lucky charms with a race car spoon and playing Mario Kart with me, there's little sexier.
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The fact that the same girl can be very passive-aggressive and humbled when losing at Mario Kart, then vicious and in-your-face when winning at Mario Kart. Duality of life, mannnnn.
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The type of drunk they are. Sing-song fun drunks are amazing, while mean, depressed, or stupid drunks are annoying.
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Trolls. A girl that can troll is lovely.
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The type of drunk they are.
I approve of this. I think that being drug-compatible is an important thing. I think it's like music--you want them to be similar to you although it doesn't have to be exactly the same. But just like a hip-hop or country loving girl isn't likely to get me going, a girl who doesn't get drunk like me won't either.
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Indeed. I could never go with a sober girl because alcohol is an integral part of my culture. Since it's so important, the compatibility factor has to be there as well. Date within your own faith, ethnicity, caste, and drunk-style.
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And my mother said that drinking whiskey out of a sippy cup would never get me a man...
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I beg to differ m'love. That happens to be a wonderful quality.
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I can imagine this girl, I agree with your sentiments.
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I dated her for a time, but she took number 4 a little too seriously and ended up driving away all of her friends, lying and cheating on me, and then throwing all her good parts away. You have to be very careful to make sure this type of girl isn't mentally unstable prior to making any sort of move :]
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I've been waiting for you.
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You don't say? Shall I get the spoons and N64?
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Yes. And those bowls with the straws built into them. I love those things.
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Fuck yes sippybowl, good madame. We'd need a smaller cereal though, wouldn't we? Marshmallows tend to clog it.
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You have the most wonderful taste.
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Merci ;D
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I like that area where the hip bone sticks out. Sensual.
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I like that area in the middle of the hip bone.
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I like that area in the lower-central part of the middle of the hip bone.
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I like the part where the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone.
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I like the vagina part of the female.
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I like that part where the thigh bone connects to the knee bone.
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Weird. Me too. I was about to write a DAE too.
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That's the Inguinal region. When the waist of her jeans is taut across her stomach and hip bone, this is the space that's all like "oh hey I guess I'm allowing access through the waistband exactly suitable for one hand". The slut.
Don't call it the Inguinal Region though. And definitely don't call her inguinal region a slut. That's creepy.
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I think you mean in between the two hipbones.
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The anterior superior iliac spine.
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Upvoted for anatomical correctness.
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I think it's hot that you know that.
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Yes. Hot hot hot.
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They make for the perfect grabing spot when you're banging them doggy style, and yes they're sensual!.
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I love five o'clock shadow. Especially if a guy is dark haired. I reminds me of dirty, rough sex and it turns me on.
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Any ideas for dirty sex?
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looks at username
Not with you blondy.
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Speaking as somebody with extremely blond hair and very dark facial hair, I take offense to the implications of your statement.
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And when he takes offense, his 24 inch Pythons are gonna run wiiiiiild!
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, BRRRUTHER, WHEN GRELPHY RUNS WILD ON YOU??
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Speaking as somebody with extremely dark hair and very light facial hair, I take it you're me from another dimension/reality.
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norwegian with dark hair here.
sup?
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I second this (or third it?), though I like it when a guy has small grey hairs in his five o'clock shadow too. I likes me a man with some miles on his tires (not too many, just enough to provide a comfortable ride).
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I had a smile on my face imagining you fantasizing about me with miles on my tires, until I read your username. Fantasy over. :(
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Bah, you didn't have to ruin it for the rest of us that don't read usernames.
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That's what you get for throwing away the crust!
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Oh me too. I love looking at my own red neck in the mirror afterward.
Actually, though, no, it doesn't make me think of dirty/rough sex, it makes me think of the gentle, making-love kind of sex that results in the giant red rash on the neck.
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Whatever it makes you think about, it's totally sexy. I love the feeling of it on my skin.
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So you're saying you know just how to whisper, and you know just how to cry?
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Agreed!!!! That blue sheen is so fucking manly-- and especially on a nice, sculpted cheek. HAWT!
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Not sure it's unusual, but I like freckles.
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MY gf has freckles and they're lovely.
She also has freckles on her shoulder which I also like.
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It's okay, he probably lives at least a couple houses over.
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What does that mean?
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It is certain that all evil thoughts proceed from the infirmity of our flesh, even though we do not consent to them. But I say that this comment speaks of concupiscence with freckles, which tickle the heart of man, without bringing him to a deliberate purpose.
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Shoulder freckles are the shit.
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I have freckles and it's surprising to hear this. I can't tan and they are all over, I've always just assumed most men don't like them. Thanks :)
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Don't like them?!?
Seriously, if it weren't for the girl with the EMP cannon pointed at my PC, I'd try to chat you up right away.
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Upvote for XKCD reference.
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Freckles are the shiznit, another upvote here for cute awesome freckled girls.
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Freckles are awesometacular, and don't let anyone (least of all yourself) try to convince you otherwise.
No matter what you've got goin' on, there are hordes of folks out there who are totally into exactly that. There's no need to change yourself to meet any expectations, nor to "compensate" for anything; just focus on finding the ones who adore whatever you've already got.
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Thanks! Speaking for all the freckled folk out there, it's good to hear that!
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Freckles are definitely awesome.
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Freckles can be very attractive.
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I loved my ex's spots :P Still have a thing for red heads :P
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Not a red head, but my ex's freckles worked for me. Hardly a requirement though, they just...well, work for me, heh.
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I love when a girl has a few freckles just on her nose. So cute.
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yes! generally, I'm not picky, but girls with freckles and light-coloured- or even red hair- are adorable!
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You mean ginger hair?
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Hello sir. Are you single?
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I'm terrified of publicly disclosing yet more personal data that's likely to end up in far too many databases out there, but yes.
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I too like radiation damage.
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If you're not trolling and seriously don't know your ephelides from solar lentigines, then I feel sorry for you.
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Then feel sorry for me but rejoice in the fact that you have taught me the error of my ways.
So... I too like clusters of concentrated melanin caused by solar radiation.
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Ah. That's very kind. :) But I still have a minor correction: Freckles are not caused by solar radiation. Their cause is pretty much genetic. They are triggered by solar radiation though. Nitpicking, I know. Let's be friends.
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The everyday novelty of boobs makes me laugh. Like I was single for the longest time but now I'm in a long term relationship and I can just reach over and gently cup her boob in the middle of the night for no reason at all. Or honking one when there's a break in the conversation.
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She hated that...she just didn't understand
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Oh come oooon...where's your sense of humor?
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I'm not a boob guy. Am I alone?
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Yes.
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nope... my most recent ex couldn't care less about my boobs. he had a real thing for my ass though! and my waist, apparently. he liked that "it goes like this" (swooshy motion with hand)
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Your boyfriend and I are a lot alike.
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Not at all. Though I would like to point out that despite my lack of interest in boobs, almost all my girlfriends were skinny and had D's.
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and do you drive a space ship to work? Oh and do you win the lottery every week?
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Yeah, babies suck on them...
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If they're unusually large
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This is very true indeed.I like the spontaneous girls the most...as long as they dont do batshit crazy stuff
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Is that really unusual? I think most of Reddit would agree.
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Long socks + Miniskirt + Exposed Thighs = Orgasmic
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I think in Japan, that area between socks and skirt is called: 絶対領域 (zettairyouiki) ... seems to refer to the whole outfit choice most of the time though. There are even special rules it seems :P
While this naming is more of a nerd thing, the outfit you describe itself is really ubiquitous in Japan (well, at least the times I was there).
Maybe NSFW (depending on your google settings)
Also maybe NSFW (depending on your google settings)
(at least there this "fetish" / "thing people like" isn't unusual... but then again, what is in Japan?)
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Damn. You can speak Japanese. In German.
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Haha, sorry for that... next time I'll make sure to link to google.com ;)
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I actually prefer the backs of knees of girls in skirts to the thighs themselves. I don't know why, but that's cuter to me than higher on the thigh. Long socks are certainly a plus.
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The ability to appreciate fart humor. When my girlfriend lets one rip and tries to pull the covers over my head so I'm desperatly fighting not suffocate from the horrible horrible fumes I fall a little bit more in love with her.
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I should have married you instead of my husband.
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My long-term boyfriend calls me disgusting any time I fart near him. Yet he's the one with the most rancid gas you could ever imagine; my farts are generally innocuous.
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my farts are generally innocuous
I find this funny for reasons that I wish I understood.
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I come from one of those polite, stoic families. Whenever my girlfriend accidentally lets one squeak, I just pretend it never happened but she looks very embarrassed and starts apologizing and giggling.
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My family's pretty open about our gas. I tend to do the same as you - pretend it doesn't happen - because it's no big deal. Unless the fart is really gross and smelly. My boyfriend's gas actually made my mother leave the room once - it's pretty bad.
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My family similarly pretends it didn't happen, which I actually find the most polite (if not realistic) behavior. I find myself mildly uncomfortable with flatulence-based games for whatever reason.
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My girlfriend has the most wonderful farts ever. They're loud, they're frequent, and they're acrid, but they're so hilarious and fun that it makes me love her a little more :)
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My boyfriend hates them, but he's tolerable.
After all, we're vegetarians.
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I wish there were more men like you. No man has ever quite appreciated my penchant for burping contests.
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Give me a warm diet Coke and yerrrr goin' doooooooown Morskiaiaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
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It's not so much appreciating fart humor than it is being comfortable around you, I think.
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That's called a "Dutch Oven," btw...
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A seemingly innocent looking thing that is not afraid to let her devil out.
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like a naughty librarian
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or a catholic school girl
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catholic girls start much too late
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Sooner or later it comes down to fate.
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that's something i've noticed in my lifetime - the religious ones tend to be the among the dirtiest of girls in the bedroom (and on the kitchen table, and in the parking lot, and at the beach, on my sailboat, etc, etc)
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boats and hoes
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I like them high school girls... I keep gettin' older, they stay the saaaaame age, hehe.
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Sounds more like Buffy.
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Giles?
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It's so I don't have to feel bad about letting mine out. Interesting psychobabble nonetheless.
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Small breasts.
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I had a guy dump me because mine were too big.
I thought he was mental.
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A guy dumped me for the exact same thing, and also decided to tell me that "big boobs are stupid" and that I was stupid for having them. It wasn't my choice, buddy.
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Oh don't worry. I'll love you and will always be there for you despite your big boobs.
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You sound just like my current boyfriend.
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Pics? Oh God, PICS! Pwez?
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My ex had F cups and it was the greatest thing ever. She was like 6'0 and her breasts were still abnormally large.
Methinks your guys couldn't handle you always being ogled by other men. I enjoyed it (They were MINE!).
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death by snusnu
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Actually and obviously they were on loan at best.
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That's just incredibly rude-- I don't care what your breast size preference is, but either love your girl for what she has, or don't date her in the first place if you can't handle it. Breast size is not someone's "fault" and no one should make it seem like it is.
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I'm not your buddy, friend.
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I'm not your friend, guy.
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He is mental. Unless you're really a dude, in which case I can understand why.
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I have a vagina.
And I always have.
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Me thinks the "lady" doth protest too much.
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In that case, he IS mental. You deserve better.
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prove it.
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He obviously was mental. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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A friend of mine once attempted a setup and reported back after she wasn't into it:
"She says she thinks you're really cute and nice and everything but she doesn't normally date guys as tall as you are."
I'm 6'0". Girl was short but not that short.
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I don't blame him. I hate big breasts. I refuse to date a woman with big breasts.
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He was
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Probably wasn't because only the boobs were too big.
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I am a size medium in every sense of the word. I am a healthy BMI and I work out regularly enough and eat a healthy diet.
That being said: fuck off.
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I thought fatties were supposed to be nice people..
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Point and case
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LOL U MAD?
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Pics or it didn't happened
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They can be small but they have to exist. I could never date a completely flat-chested woman.
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Well shit and hells bells...I said small, not non-existent. But then again, non-existent breasts need love too.
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I don't date guys either.
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And a small ass.
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Agree!!!! That is very sexy too.
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My roommate too. As he puts it, some girls are built for comfort, and some girls are built for speed. He likes the ones built for speed.
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Intelligent roommate. : )
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BTW, the closer the bone, the sweeter the meat. Small breasts taste better.
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a woman wearing a choker .... just does something to me that is indescribable.
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wayne brady?
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Did you go to high school in the '90s?
Just curious.
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late 80s/early 90s ... why?
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Chokers. HUGE then.
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Answer the man please. I would like to know why too.
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ahem I have a vagina.
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You're a man and have a vagina‽
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Assumption make an ass of me again. The second half of my post was actually a question and directed at you. Is this a '90s thing? I went to highschool in the '90s and I love them too.
EDIT: NVM answered furthur up.
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Oh gawd yes. One my first sexual fantasies ever.
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Gets you choked up?
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i don't know what it is but i love that too..
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And elbow length gloves.
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I'll pretend you said "What unusual things do you find attractive about your gender of choice?" I like a girl who tells me when I'm wrong and stands up for herself no matter how right I think I am. I also like her to be stronger than me... but that leads to kinky town, so we won't discuss here.
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Ah yes my bad. I also enjoy a girl who'll stand up for herself. I like a girl who'll take the piss out of me as well.
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That's what's so weird about me. Most people either like dominating or being dominated. I like both. I love when a chick has me under her spell and does whatever she wants with me... but I also like switching it up and being in complete control. Obviously, not on the same night. Anyone else?
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I'm with ya on this one ;)
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This is called being a switch. A lot of people are :)
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I am one myself, and didn't know the name. Thank you, it makes so much sense!
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Yes dear sir! brb, gotta pin down my finacee! :-P
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Psst! I'm a girl!
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Yes! My last girlfriend ONLY wanted to be dominated. I was happy to conquer her. But other times I would want to lay back and let her take control... This annoyed her. Cmon, girl! I sent your cervix into your damn throat last night, can't I surrender to you for just a little while?
I think this is a little harder to cope with as a heterosexual male. Seems like I'm generally expected to be Ever-Dominant or Ever-Whipped. I'd much rather be a switch.
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A lot of guys like to be dominated - especially guys who have a lot of responsibilites laid on them at their jobs.
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I like a girl who will take a piss on me.
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I dunno about a girl being physically stronger, but I fully agree with the first part.
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I need to be put in my place... so yes.
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Same. My ideal spouse is a girl that's smarter than me.*
*note: I don't intend that in any pretentious or arrogant tone.
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Piss of you pretentious dyke.
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you are not worthy to drink the piss of her, pretentious turk.
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well said
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Women with clean but unkempt hair and no/minimal makeup.
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The cute way girls walk barefoot outside.
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Certain experiences are almost always immediately pleasurable, and I think walking barefoot through the wet grass on a balmy summer morning fits the bill pretty well.
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i used to love to do that too until i stepped on a bee.
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I did this when I was very young and have never gotten over it. I have never since been able to convince myself to walk barefoot on the grass. :(
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I hate wet grass, honestly. Can't stand it.
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women just rolled outta bed. You know? I always thought that if a woman looks good in the morning (PJ´s, scruffy hair, no makeup) they will look good anytime, anywhere
So painfully true. Seeing some of the hottest girls in the bar wake up looking like the Cryptkeeper really teaches you to appreciate a more natural beauty.
Which is why I love how my girlfriend never wears makeup or tries to "doll up" her appearance. She still looks gorgeous to me. That's what I came here to say about this topic. =)
I also prefer the "no makeup" look.
a manatee by any other name...
what did she do when she saw you peering through her window so early?
I think some of that transformation from hot girl at bar to cryptkeeper is the sobriety problem the next morning.
And if she rolls over on top of you and kisses you saying "good morning"; you know its gonna be a good day.
Aww I never realized how romantic you reddit men really are!! And I am not being sarcastic.
Buncha queers.
yes. oh god yes.
Morning fucking sex.
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Mebbe he does it twice in the morning.
I also saw some redundancy.
Beep.
Women also smell nice in the morning. Might be pheromones or something, but it's not B.O.
I smell like ManBearPig when I wake up after a good night out...
I smell like me and her when I wake up after a good night out.
Sounds more like B.S. to me, HIYOOOOOOO.
Women in beat up, faded, baggy flannel pajamas. Also, they come off easy.
Long, thick, wavy, flowing hair.
Hell yes, I have that in spades. And it's dark red. Like Felicia Day. Do I win?
It doesn't get much better than that in my book, however, this could easily be ruined by what the rest of you looks like.
Before it was red.
i call it "the sunday look" and i agree that its amazing
Upvote times a gazillion. Sexy just-woke-up = sexysexysexy.
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Going to agree here. Not saying that I'm against 'dolling up' or anything...but my girlfriend is downright gorgeous first thing in the morning, and requires no makeup to be beautiful, but natural beauty like that plus the occasional addition of makeup on special occasions really makes her a fuckin' bombshell imho.