Dodged a bullet

First of all, I created a new account bc some people know my alt name and I don’t want to use it on here because I’m paranoid (and I don’t want anyone to know how messed I am haha)

A while back I was sitting around at work and had my arms on the desk before me. I wear short sleeved clothing almost the whole year long because I’m getting really hot when I wear long sleeves. You also have to know that I have 4 single yeets on my right arm, two at the wrist, two near the crook of my arm (which I did before changing to other parts). So I sit there and suddenly my boss asks if I have a cat. I say yes, she has white fur as you can see because I thought he had seen my jacket that had hair all over it and he gave me a confused look. He then explained that he had seen my „scratches” and since I “didn’t look like the person to sh” he thought it was my cat. I nervously laughed it off like I would never do something like sh and went on with the day. Now I’m actually feeling rather save (at least til someone sees my ankles and I have to make up a story about how I kicked in a window or smth)

Thanks for reading, was probably uninteresting and too long but I wanted to share this