How to spot a redneck with a DUI conviction [Pic]
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Posted Dec 14, 2009, 4:15 PM UTC
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You joke, but perhaps he was bad-ass-enough to kill the deer on a bicycle!
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Personally I applaud his initiative at killing a wild animal which was not factory farmed or has all kinds of drugs in it.
I also applaud his low carbon footprint for riding a bicycle instead of driving a car or truck.
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Don't forget killing it bare handed.
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He's definitely badass enough to ride a bicycle with 125 lbs. on his neck and back.
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I came here to post, "How to spot two tons of badass", but I'm from Texas so this appeals to me.
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I'm from Canada and this is fucking awesome.
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retard strength
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He doesn't have a DUII, he's conscientious about his 'carbon footprint'.
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*carbon hoofprint
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So, is that deer for eating or for dating?
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...first the one, then the other.
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My wife and I like to sit on the porch in the summer, watch bicyclists, and play a game called 'do they want to, or do they have to.'
This is similar to the game we play when we look at newspaper engagement photos called 'who's making the mistake.'
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My friends and I play that game when we're out driving somewhere, but we call it "DUI or Fitness"
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that picture is pretty impressive, considering that deer looks to weigh over 100 pounds, my guess would be about 150 and balance it on his back while riding a bicycle....wow
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I think I'm starting to hit that point where I've been reading reddit so much everything is a repost.
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I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I've had this feeling for at least 1/4th of the pics today.
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Holy shit another 2 more pics on the front page from a year ago.
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Hope he pumped up the bike tyres
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How do you know he is white?
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Because he is carrying a deer and not fried chicken.
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The flannel.
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Chuck Norris is officially a bitch. A strong wind could blow that pussy over.
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A hundred years ago that guy and the game would have been on a horse. Nobody would have looked twice. Today he rides a bicycle. Suddenly it's hilarious.
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Bicycle = Person Does Work
Horse = Horse Does Work
Therefore, Bicycle != Horse
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"This ain't gonna jerky itself just sittin here on the highway..."