What's something that's commonly said and always seems to sound douche-y?

Somebody's got it worse than you.

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Hate that phrase so much.

When you and your friends are talking about a girl and there's always one that says "Yea she wanted my dick"

Saying yo sounds a bit douche-y

"Man up" and "nut up" are BS phrases that suggest that women can't be tough. Fuck that. Some of the toughest people I know are women.

“What’s for dinner?”

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Bruh..

Good for you. There is no way to say it that doesn't sound sarcastic.

It could be worse.

Thanks, Chad, but that can apply to almost any situation.

Everything happens for a reason

I've never been able to say "Come on" that much, because it sounds like I'm implying that the person was "off" before.

My pronouns are they/their

I'm not a Liberal. I'm a Progressive.