WAKE THE FUCK UP VOLS ITS GAME DAY AGAINST THOSE JORTS WEARIN, NO GOOD DIRTY GATORS

Posted Jan 12, 2019, 3:13 PM UTC

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BingoBimmer•

Most rivals I really don't mind. Bama has the CFB GOAT and at least makes the SEC look good. Vandy has a hospital that helps a lot of people. Georgia has some beautiful women. But I have never met a person in Florida orange and blue that I liked. From Tim Tebow to the chomp there is nothing more offensive than a gator.

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GrillMaster71OPPruitt'll Do It•

Saluting Hitler and cupping balls at the same time. I respect Bama, I can tolerate Georgia.

Yet there is not a single iota of my being that will ever choose to side with them damn gators.

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Jed566•

I enjoy the phrase "single iota"

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ajwilson99•

Georgia sure is making a case lately though

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VanillaBearRises•

Fuck Alabama. Everything they've done is a disgrace to humanity.

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This is scarily accurate. I live in NW Tennessee. There are random Florida fans littered throughout this area that aren’t even from Florida....(why?). And I don’t like any of them that I’ve met.

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Time to take out the trash

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SedatedAlpaca•

WGWTFA LETS GET IT

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Shoulder_Swords•

WGWTFA

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DoubleChalupaBox•

Florida’s players are about to get murdered

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BuckleUpBuckaroooo•

Going to the game today, finally get to see this team live!

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GrillMaster71OPPruitt'll Do It•

Nice! I’m excited for our boys to come to College Station in February so I can rock my overalls again

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millymills87•

Is that what you wore in 2016? BC if so do not wear the same outfit I repeat do not wear the same outfit

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GrillMaster71OPPruitt'll Do It•

Hahaha I wasn’t there in 2016 I just got here last fall but now you’re making me reconsider...

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millymills87•

Haha nah you should be good then.

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ajwilson99•

Don’t touch the jorts. I heard they spread like a virus until you become one of them

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DangerIsMyUsernameRUN. THE. BALL.•

I hope we fucking beat them by 250+ points.

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trimdaddy•

It’s possible

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Shoulder_Swords•

It’s not impossible

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kerph32•

275-25 Vols

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Showteezy21•

F

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petrowski7•

U

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muffdiver75ALL I DRINK IS POWER T•

C

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ajwilson99•

K

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tedturdburger•

F

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orangewrld•

fellas, vols only favored by 3. bet the fucking house on it. vols by 25.

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ajwilson99•

I think it’s going to be closer than a lot of us think

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sgmusic2008•

Vols by 7.

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Shoulder_Swords•

Vols by 12

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shotgunparade69•

Fuck the gators..VOLS by 100

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gooberrrr•

Hide the bottom halves of your jeans

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ilovecfb•

Apparently we're only 3 point favorites. Seems crazy to me, isn't this Gators team pretty awful?

Anyway, fuck Florida.

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GrillMaster71OPPruitt'll Do It•

I think that was a similar situation for Mizzou, not totally sure

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865ten•

iirc, tennessee was -8.5 against mizzou. Regardless, the spread has me a little worried that we’re walking into a trap or something

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GrillMaster71OPPruitt'll Do It•

Ahh yeah that sounds about right. Still mildly low spread considering how much we beat them by. I think the one enemy of this team will be complacency. However I think Barnes has done well developing a culture that resists that

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Grizzlymint•

"the way they play can match up well with Tennessee" that sure as shit ended up well =)

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Jed566•

I'm pretty sure they have a good defense.

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ajwilson99•

They have a good defense and allegedly this will be a sellout crowd

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He-must-workout•

This is the easiest spread to put money on!!

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badat_reddit•

Tempted to get into sports betting so I can go all in on this game.

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volxc•

This kills the gatah.

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limprichard91•

Burn their jorts!!!!!

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UTHorsey•

This is some of the most God awful officiating I've ever seen. Getting obvious calls wrong even after video review...

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volxc•

This reffing is so frustrating. It's atrocious.

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HUGEbigtoe•

How bout them Vols!!!!!

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Intimidwalls1724asparagus•

Fuck florida

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slidingmikeUgh•

Late wake up call lol

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UTHorsey•

Foul on the lob? Gimme a break.

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