Can I get some help with a real 'Big Dick Problem"?

Can we talk about pants? How do I find a pair that will fit my muscular thighs, bigger than average butt, and average waist, find pants that look great, give an ok, but not obscene bulge, and no I do not print down a leg.

The pants I'm wearing now are awful because they literally feel like they are draping or actively containing and always riding against everything. When I tried them on, they looked great, fit ok, and suddenly in the middle of my workday wearing them, I feel like everyone is staring at me right there all day. So I'm readjusting so as not to be obscene, but now I need to try to remember which pair I was wearing last week that I felt comfortable in, never had to readjust, always had the predictable bulge (just a forward amorphous protrusion, somewhat of a tent maybe? with the underwear I like (so far, David Archies seperatic type).

How can I find pants where I don't print. And I HATE pants with a very high rise. They just look terribly old fashioned because the 70-90's are past and ruin my body proportions so I look a lot fatter than I really am. I would post this in Male fashion advice but I'm not posting pictures of myself or dealing with the 'whatever' that might follow there. (and please don't request, because the answer is no). I'm not a voyeur and really just want to get some help, be comfortable, look good in my skin. I'm proud of my bulge, I own it, I don't care, but I don't want it to be the focus of my day when I have the wrong combo in my wardrobe and need help weeding it out while getting optimal replacements, without involving my wife or the risky clicks of google.

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All I know so far is that I think I bought both pairs at Costco and both are blue chinos of some sort.

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Edit: words

Edit: sorry for the meta title, but after some stuff in this sub recently, I guess I just went with how I felt.

Edit: I don't go commando, my balls cannot touch my thighs, and my thighs can also not touch lol I feel like I'm not trying to solve a difficult equation and thats why I'm asking for help because there are so many factors, how do you figure it out before going past that "has this been washed or worn?'

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The best part is that costco will probably take it back anyway, but other retailers I've purchased from will not. I still havent figured all the factors out, so any help is appreciated.