NFSW@Work [fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu]
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Posted Dec 21, 2009, 9:39 AM UTC
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Is that the same guy that used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult?
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Her?
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Egg.
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Downvoted. And that's why you don't teach lessons to fellow Redditors. JK, upvoted.
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Press the power button on the monitor and GTFO like you are needed somewhere!
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Rip the monitor out and throw it into the wall.
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Scream with girly voice.
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I cannot stress how useful this is.
- Distraction and misdirection.
- Makes for interesting conversation later. Refer back to point 1.
It's the cycle, man.
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Tackle an office worker into the water dispenser!
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Or just turn the monitor off and get up to the bathroom.
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Oh Man, this reminds me of an experience I had at the CS lab back in college.
I'd never used a Mac before, and there was a row of about 20 iMac's sitting there, so I thought to my self "I'm going to check out these sissy Mac's and see what they can do"
I sit down, click around on the desktop, see a nice video file called "project.mov"... and then I click on it to see what it is....
BAM - Full Screen / Full Volume Gay Porn
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-
There's no X in the corner, no menu-options in full screen, no right click, tried alt-f4/alt-tab, no control alt-delete....
I ended up just holding my book in front of the screen while I pulled the plug from the wall.
Damn those Mac's
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I go to CSUF and all the computers there are Macs. I have always been a PC user but I really needed to print up a PDF for a paper that I forgot to add at home. I log into the damn thing and open up the PDF from the internet and the first thing the infernal machine does is go "BAAAAAAAAAAAEERT" as loud as fucking possible during finals week in the library. I guess that's the error noise. Instead of turning down the volume I decide to turn the damn thing off after several futile efforts of fixing it.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEERT" it goes as it turns off. It turns on again and groans "BAAAAAAAAAEEEEERT" a third time.
Everyone thinks I'm special ed now.
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That's when you just walk away...
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It is indubitably a trap.
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Nice try, porn addict
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:) You got me there!
I was looking for the red "NSFW" tag and screen captured the first one that I found.
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windows key + D: Takes you to the desktop and then start opening another program like MS Word or something.
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the sweat was a nice touch
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"PFFFTCHCHFFFCHCTTT" would have been great here.
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I've had many a nightmare about this scenario. That's why I'm always ready to pull the plug if I have to.
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Not for safe work? I think it is alright for safe work.
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Were you alt-tabbing because someone in the office was coming as in approaching your cubicle or do you have ejaculation phobia?
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Ctrl-Alt-Delete, space bar.
Instant screen blackness and lock down.
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Not if the OS is crashing/swap-file-ing.
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Your fired!
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What about his fired?
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bozarking, you realize you are legendary don't you?
I want to learn from him. Please take me as your disciple.
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I like that he's just enough under the radar that I don't notice his unsername automatically to give away the joke.
God tier meme in no time
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I... I love you
LOL! Definitely one of the best comments you've written. Well played.
Damn you for making me laugh at work.