Oh man, I love my Secret Santa. (Audio Link inside)

A couple days ago I received my gift in the mail, but this is the first chance I've had to post pictures.

When I opened my package, I saw a cd with a note that said "THIS FIRST!" so I pop in in my laptop and Track One begins to play.

AUDIO LINK

Here is the Transcript:

Greetings Chris Coleman,

This is your Secret Santa, Sam Goldfield speaking. When getting you a gift, I knew I couldn't just get you anything. Cause from your profile, from my Google searches and from my general stalking of you, I determined that you are one attractive, intellectual individual that couldn't just get "the norm." So I decided to get you a BANGIN' Fedora. What can you do in the fedora? Just about anything! To get you started, I've actually included this CD which contains 12 incredible songs which you can listen to while wearing your fedora. Additionally, I've included one of my favorite books, Double Star, which you can read while wearing the fedora. You can do other great things in the fedora too, like build forts, be inside forts, and masturbate. I hope the best for you and your family, and I hope you really enjoy my present, and again, have a wonderful holiday season.

How awesome is that? my own BANGIN' Fedora! He even knows about my intense love of forts. I love this guy.

Here's the track listing of the cd he made me:

• Sam Goldfield – Greeting Chris Coleman!
• Phoenix – 1901
• Movits! Feat. Herr Wranell - Äppelknyckarjazz
• Pomplamoose – Expiration Date
• Spoon – Lines In The Suit
• My Morning Jacket – Wordless Chorus
• The Decemberists – Summersong
• Elliott Smith – 2:45 Am
• Roy Orbison – Crying
• Sigur Rós – Staralfur
• Camille Saint Saens - Aquarium
• Frederic Chopin - Waltz in C Sharp Minor
• Sigur Rós - Svefn-G-Englar

A very solid mix! I got the Best Secret Santa. I win.