I am a certified Percy Jackson critic and this is not good content

I am a certified Percy Jackson critic and this is not good content, it misrepresents everything the franchise stands for and it is terrible. This man is not giving a good review on this game I am very sad that this master piece is so underrated. The quality of this game is superb and the storyline is better than those in games like Breath of the Wild, any Mario game, Undertale, God of War, Red Dead 2, Skyrim, Fortnite, and more. This is inconceivable and should not be approved by the government. I personally rated this a 100 out of 5 Lightning bolts as this was made with actual original content even though it is an adaptation of the movie and book. Hermes' shoes were the highlight of this game and the ability to battle Greek gods. The relatable characters like Zeus and Odin made me feel wholesome and gave me great amounts of joy. I have bought over 50 copies of this game from 15 different Gamestops and I would not be arguing for this game if it were not good. If I had to compare your review on this game I would compare it to my insurence agency as I was kept on hold for over 7 hours straight. As Aristotle said "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. The whole is more than the sum of its parts. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." This is literally a crime against humanity and violates my natural human rights. If this were the 1950s I would consider you a communist spy from Russia. Good thing I am a Nihilist and I do not care about this subject all too much as there is literally no meaning to life. Percy Jackson is pretty hot in the movie, ngl.

Posted Jan 22, 2019, 6:27 AM UTC

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I am a certified Percy Jackson critic and this is not good content, it misrepresents everything the franchise stands for and it is terrible. This man is not giving a good review on this game I am very sad that this master piece is so underrated. The quality of this game is superb and the storyline is better than those in games like Breath of the Wild, any Mario game, Undertale, God of War, Red Dead 2, Skyrim, Fortnite, and more. This is inconceivable and should not be approved by the government. I personally rated this a 100 out of 5 Lightning bolts as this was made with actual original content even though it is an adaptation of the movie and book. Hermes' shoes were the highlight of this game and the ability to battle Greek gods. The relatable characters like Zeus and Odin made me feel wholesome and gave me great amounts of joy. I have bought over 50 copies of this game from 15 different Gamestops and I would not be arguing for this game if it were not good. If I had to compare your review on this game I would compare it to my insurence agency as I was kept on hold for over 7 hours straight. As Aristotle said "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. The whole is more than the sum of its parts. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." This is literally a crime against humanity and violates my natural human rights. If this were the 1950s I would consider you a communist spy from Russia. Good thing I am a Nihilist and I do not care about this subject all too much as there is literally no meaning to life. Percy Jackson is pretty hot in the movie, ngl.

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