Rio Ferdinand: ‘I used to drink 10 pints then move on to vodka’
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jan/22/rio-...Posted Jan 22, 2019, 6:53 AM UTC
Posted Jan 22, 2019, 6:53 AM UTC
I headbutted a horse once
Don't speak ill of your mum.
Shouldn’t you have a Newcastle flair?
Was that a power move?
A horse headbutted me once
Must’ve really annoyed you.
Oooh you're 'ard
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weird flex but ok
Just a regular night out for everyone else then?
Mate just start with the vodka.
Nah, keep going up and you don't throw up.
This is actually what Mike Ashley was drinking the time he was sick in a fireplace during a meeting (12 pints iirc)
And has this affected your judgement in any way?
It shows
That explains a lot
I remember when he was at Leeds he used to order half a pint of Baileys at the bar.
We shouldn’t have served him that much in a single glass but we still did.
Dude has always sound like a drunk tbh, even during his playing career
cheers
Rookie numbers.
This article is absolutely hilarious, this business guy prick is the most cringe-inducing guy. What a wanker.
The bits where Rio gets a word in edgeways are good, although not much we didn't already know.
LET'S TALK ABOUT RAMPART.
I really shouldn't be anymore but was surprised none of comments seemed to actually read the interview because it's really surreal.
The DNA company sounds like a massive scam. It basically told him to eat more protein to gain muscle and to drink less alcohol, genius.
Yeah, well let me tell you about a bloke called Hugo. I heard he can knock 'em back.
Thats not all there is to Rio though. He's educated. He knows stuff about planets, Stephen Hawking, loves Interestellar, sports direct, played tennis, etc
Riiight
In fairness it's the Guardian pushing this angle. He's just saying he's healthier now and used to drink a lot when he was a kid/younger and it didn't affect him too much athletically.
He's still a bellend but it's not like he's saying he had a problem or anything like the head line insinuates.
Now he drinks whatever's in the Sports Direct mug
Now he is a sports direct mug.
FTFY
Now he is a mug
And now he can fit all 10 pints in the same mug
Hey don't knock the Sports Direct mug, they made great King cups at Uni.
Back in the day we used king buckets
Ashely's warm diarrhea straight from the source and Ashley is more than happy to top it up for him