ydktbh:Liverpool:•

Now he drinks whatever's in the Sports Direct mug

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UlrichHoenessBayern München•

Now he is a sports direct mug.

FTFY

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rohangc07:Chelsea:•

Now he is a mug

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cammyg:Dulwich_Hamlet:•

And now he can fit all 10 pints in the same mug

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conman14:Southampton:•

Hey don't knock the Sports Direct mug, they made great King cups at Uni.

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UlrichHoenessBayern München•

Back in the day we used king buckets

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DawdlingDaily:Iran:•

whatever's in the Sports Direct mug

Ashely's warm diarrhea straight from the source and Ashley is more than happy to top it up for him

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shaokim:Semen_Padang:•

I headbutted a horse once

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AyanC:East_Bengal_Club:•

Don't speak ill of your mum.

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Elemayowe:Manchester_United:•

Shouldn’t you have a Newcastle flair?

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kplo:Boca_Juniors:•

Was that a power move?

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sparrah1:Manchester_United:•

A horse headbutted me once

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BenjaniMaples:Arsenal:•

Must’ve really annoyed you.

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MrMeeseeksTwin:Cardiff_City_FC:•

Oooh you're 'ard

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IwishIwasGoku:Argentina:•

weird flex but ok

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Kolo_ToureHH:Celtic:•

Just a regular night out for everyone else then?

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Lorenzo_Insigne:Napoli:•

Mate just start with the vodka.

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OCDIsMyThing:Internazionale:•

Nah, keep going up and you don't throw up.

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paper_zoe:England:•

This is actually what Mike Ashley was drinking the time he was sick in a fireplace during a meeting (12 pints iirc)

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daveofreckoning:Newcastle_United:•

And has this affected your judgement in any way?

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hcssat•

It shows

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a_magic_wizard:Tottenham_Hotspur:•

That explains a lot

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yorkieboy2019•

I remember when he was at Leeds he used to order half a pint of Baileys at the bar.

We shouldn’t have served him that much in a single glass but we still did.

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insicur:FC_Barcelona:•

Dude has always sound like a drunk tbh, even during his playing career

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botulinex:PSV_Eindhoven:•

cheers

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Rookie numbers.

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minimus_:Tottenham_Hotspur:•

This article is absolutely hilarious, this business guy prick is the most cringe-inducing guy. What a wanker.

The bits where Rio gets a word in edgeways are good, although not much we didn't already know.

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toprightOP:Manchester_City:•

LET'S TALK ABOUT RAMPART.

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vilofax:Reading_FC:•

I really shouldn't be anymore but was surprised none of comments seemed to actually read the interview because it's really surreal.

The DNA company sounds like a massive scam. It basically told him to eat more protein to gain muscle and to drink less alcohol, genius.

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Pingreen:Liverpool:•
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TheWhiteGuardian:Tottenham_Hotspur:•

Yeah, well let me tell you about a bloke called Hugo. I heard he can knock 'em back.

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NorthwardRM•

Thats not all there is to Rio though. He's educated. He knows stuff about planets, Stephen Hawking, loves Interestellar, sports direct, played tennis, etc

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zlMT97•

Riiight

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cagey_tiger•

In fairness it's the Guardian pushing this angle. He's just saying he's healthier now and used to drink a lot when he was a kid/younger and it didn't affect him too much athletically.

He's still a bellend but it's not like he's saying he had a problem or anything like the head line insinuates.

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