ilikedirt•

“Sleep like baby”. Babies fucking suck at sleeping.

6
Jak1977•

Not always true, but always true for MY babies 😱

1
BrandonC41•

I’m good

3
-Nullius_in_verba-•

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

"Nothing is impossible"

3
RayCidivist•

Any phrase beginning with "I'm just" especially "I'm just being honest" or "I'm just saying."

2
Unusualist•

No offense

2
tej_patta•

Just joking.

2
Crott117•

“Fine”

2
Invocateur•

"You/Money can't buy happiness."

You totally can.

2
AccordingWeatherOP•

🎵I know what they say

Money can't buy everything

And maybe so

But it can buy me a boat🎵

1
lacks_a_soul•

I before E except after C.

2
[deleted]•

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1
tej_patta•

I am reaching in 5.

1
tej_patta•

Of course, I love you!

1
Enyts•

"You are the best I've ever had"
"Yeah I like your mom"

1
ConCons_Husband•

"I'm fine, Dammit."

1
Nihilistnigg•

Things will get better

1