Today I got my haute horology grail and I'm flexing on you, peasants
Posted Feb 11, 2019, 12:25 PM UTC
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Yet so humble
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P u r e c l a s s
Is your size in the 5s?
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Are you Jeff Bezos or something?
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Confirmed!
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Oh, damn. How are you handling the divorce?
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Nice dick bruh. The amazon logo tattooed on the top of the shaft was a nice touch.
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A true man always matches his Nylons to his Keyboards 😩😩
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Wear in good health, chap
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other subs have the rule not the keep repeating the same old deadbeat memes in order to not saturate the comedic market
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But not this one
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Just enjoyed some fireball on ice with my grail watch on
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Other subs have not been blessed by the holy 5.
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"- someone who has never had the privilege of seeing an authentic 5 in person.
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My dog actually owns seiko. Look at how dumb you just sound now.
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This sub isn't exactly flooded with content. You have to learn to appreciate the fine TIMEPIECES.
I can tell you never owned a Seiko 5 or a OMEEEEGA speedmaster professional assault warrior edition x6 Charles Feltman, inventor of the first coney dog stand, edition with white and yellow markers to signify the mustard and onion of a coney dog.
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Ah, the offset day complication. That's how you can tell it's hand crafted but artisans in the Seiko mountain monetary
"monetary"
Was that a simple mistake or clever substitution for monastery? Hmm, maybe we should ask the monks themselves which is the better word? If only they'd answer my carrier pigeon messages!
I mean, it was a typo, but I'm open for any sort of obfuscation of that fact