I like my pizza over cooked.
Edit: title should read ahem FUCK UNDER COOKED PIZZA OVER COOKED PIZZA IS THE FUCKING BEST AND SHOULD BE THE NORM
Fuck that floppy ass pizza that is undercooked. Pizza that is crispy and maybe slightly burnt is far better. Every single time I eat the flaccid shit I feel like a cheese and sauce hell of a snake is slithering down my throat while slowly making me want to shit my organs out since my throat has been clogged by a soft pizza, while a pizza that is over cooked is nice crisp and has that brown shade of cheese makes me want to spend my 3 wishes from a genie on a pizza that regenerates into perfection. Also on the topic of pizza sauce should go get uninvented I swear every pizza place I go to I feel like they give swimming lessons to the crust but instead of water in the pool it is sauce, and it makes me want to not have gotten out of bed (but I still like a little sauce so don’t get uninvented 😘).
TL;DR Cook your fucking pizza more.
Posted Feb 16, 2019, 1:55 AM UTC · edited
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