turtlestack•

Well, if you can't trust a hooker these days, who can you trust?

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amus•

Ask the Sham-Wow guy.

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[deleted]•

perhaps it had something to do with her being unable to find his weiner?

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insomniac84•

I don't get it. She isn't a prostitute if she had no intention to have sex. She should be charged with theft and he should be charged with the solicitation of prostitution.

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Her: I'm keeping your money, what are you going to do about it? If you call the cops we both get arrested.

Him: Listen up you evil witch, I haven't gotten laid in 10 years, if you don't give me this then we're both going down, just try me, I'll have your picture on the internet!

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xo3k•

Bwahahahahahahahah... {wipe tear} Oh, its so wonderfully tragic.

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[deleted]•

By the way, this was in Marlborough, New Hampshire... population: 2000.

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I mean I do some dumb things like forget I put laundry in the washer machine or forget to lock the car, but seriously.

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dudethatisweird•

dude...

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ana-sisyl•

Now you're just trying too hard.

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amus•

I thought the exact same thing.

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ana-sisyl•

There's a fine line between exploiting shock to write genuinely entertaining comments and simply becoming a sad parody of the character as whom others have encouraged you to present yourself, and you've crossed it. When it comes to novelty, less is more.

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xXSalXx•

She looks sad. I kinda feel sorry for her. She just needs love.

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LinuxFreeOrDie•

So if he raped her at that point would it be shoplifting or...or what..?

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GPechorin•

There are cases where a john has refused to pay after the fact and been charged with rape. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a defense of "self-help" would not go down well.

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dnlslm9•

Theft of services?

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unknownsoldierx•

Shoplifting the pooty.

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WayOfTheIronPaw•

Well, it is breach of cuntract.

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hoboballs•

"third party"? i guess that's the legal word for "pimp"

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weldonian•

I can just imagine the cops receiving the call and trying not to laugh.

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kloo2yoo•

not guilty because of stupidity?

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yujikle•

breach of contract!

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amus•

smart girl.

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[deleted]•

Note to self: $150 doesn't go too far in NH.

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c0nv1ct•

Bad move, should of called the Better Business Bureau instead.

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MarcosRV•

The gene pool bubbles in rage.

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gsfgf•

My buddies on the APD say this is not an uncommon thing at all.

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