I put some Ace Attorney characters into the Hunger Games Simulator. The results were... interesting.
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imgur.comFranziska von Karma falls into a pit and dies
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"But a Von Karma is not supposed to F^a^a^a^i^l"
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"Gaspen cries himself to sleep"
Edit: "Athena stalks Apollo"
Ema dies to poisoned food? HOW!?
"Gaspen convinces Klavier to snuggle with him" CURSED
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Clearly Gumshoe swapped out Ema's Snackoos for spoiled ones.
Ema didn't notice until after she inhaled all of them.
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MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
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Ema munches on chips like there's no tomorrow, so there's no doubt with that
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"Maya attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful."
"Rayfa starts a fire."
lol get rekt maya
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"Maya"
"The Cooler Maya"
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More like "The Warmer Maya."
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Here are some of my favorite lines
"Franziska falls in a pit and dies" - Fairly self explanatory
"Apollo, Manfred, and Godot get into a fight, Apollo triumphantly kills them both" - I guess his Chords of Steel training finally paid off
"Gumshoe taints Ema's food, killing her" - Great job Ema, you went to Europe to study Forensic Science and yet you didn't notice Gumshoe poisoned your food
"Kristoph bashes Larry's head in with a mace" - I can instantly picture this in my head and would not be surprised if that was the outcome.
"Rayfa strangles Simon after engaging in a fist fight" - Another great mental image.
"Gaspen stabs Winston while his back is turned" - Aren't Brothers a Payne...I'm sorry, ^I'm ^Not ^Sorry
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"Apollo, Manfred, and Godot get into a fight, Apollo triumphantly kills them both"
Never fuck with the kid raised by an internationally wanted terrorist.
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Dragons never yield, yo.
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Simon studied the blade but Rayfa studied the fist.
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Phoenix noooo!
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Interesting game. Was not expecting that winner.
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Winston thinks about winning.
Appropriate.
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I think the random sentences are more funny than the event.
Athena scares Kristoph away from the Cornucopia.
Athena scares Winston off.
Athena stalks Apollo
Yeah, I can see that happening. Athena can be scary at times. :-D
Mia slices Judge with a sword
There's probably some repressed anger in her. :-D
Gaspen cries himself to sleep
Very fitting indeed
Gumshoe taints Ema's food, killing her
I assume that was an accident and he wanted to "spice up" the food instead. Gumshoe couldn't kill a fly if he wanted to.
Gaspen convinces Klavier to snuggle with him.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
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More like the landmine's serenade.
Also, that fucking winner lmao
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I think Pearl was channeling Spartacus
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"Edgeworth stalks Manfred." Feels correct.
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Athena is scary if she managed to scare Kristoph
Edit: I am gravely dissatisfied with day 2
Edit 2: I AM EXTREMELY DISSATISFIED WITH DAY 6
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Trucy and Kay run into each other and decide to truce for the night
Trucy, truce, heh...
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Gaspen defeats Simon in a fight?
What...
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Phoenix “Made of Iron” Wright dies first, didn’t expect that
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-Mia fey gets clubbed to death-
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Too soon
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Holy shit, Gaspen's out for blood.
It's a shame he didn't win, because in between racking up a respectable body count and getting a homoerotic moment with Klavier, his antics had me in stitches.
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I want someone to draw how a fight between manfred, Godot and Apollo. For some reason it sounds hilarious to me.
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Manfred's shoulder plays up and he is killed while he is reeling.
Apollo is invisible to Godot.
The outcome is obvious.
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Trucy and Kristoph work together to gather more supplies.
my sides are in orbit thinking about how this would turn out
Kristoph: Ahh Trucy you truly are much more agreeable then your father, my deepest apologies to how he turned out."
Trucy: "Okay, whatever we're both going to die anyway."
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Rayfa singlehandedly destroying Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies.
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Trucy thinks about winning
Kristoph bashes Larry's head in with a mace
The sudden shift made me laugh and also msde me think wow this simulation is surprisingly accurate lmao
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I see nothing has changed.
Seems very fitting, indeed. :-D
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