If Trump Supporters Were Smart, They Would Try and Put Trump on Mount Rushmore

The left has become unhinged and emotional. We are going into the 2020 election. Everyone agrees that to win the election the left now has to focus on policy, particularly because the Mueller Mobile just got derailed.

Imagine their reaction to a well photoshopped picture of Mount Rushmore with Trump's shit-eating grin peering forth from just in front of Washington. With a petition and a gofundme associated with it. They will not be able to help themselves. Colbert is going to run it almost instantly. The left will lose their collective minds. It probably won't even take that many signatures to get it coverage.

"You know who else was viciously opposed by almost half the population? Abraham Lincoln. And guess where he is, that's right: Mount Rushmore. BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE MONUMENT!"

The responses practically write themselves. Mount Rushmore cost 17 million in today's dollars, but that was for four faces. And due to improvements in technology there's every reason to believe it will cost less instead of more today. So figure you round up 4.25m to 5m because of Trump's ridiculous hairline and that's not a crazy goal to achieve. Mount Rushmore is a federal park so if you raise enough money and get the signatures there's no reason that Trump couldn't approve Trump's monument.

The best part though, which won't happen but would be amazing, would be if it got enough money and enough signatures, liberal hysteria reached an all time high, and Trump puts the kibosh on it.

"I am honored. While I am honored, flattered really, I must say that I have to say no to this. This would be a bigly, bigly undertaking and one that, frankly, we do not need. In fact all of Mount Rushmore runs at a deficit already. How crazy is that? That's ridiculous. And these projects, let me tell you, they always go over budget. Trust me, I've built some beautiful things, folks. Some things that, frankly, are maybe a bit better than Mount Rushmore. We're here to make America Great Again and that involves making America SAVE again! Thank you and God bless."

Imagine how reasonable it would make him look and how insane it would make the liberals freaking out look. It would be, frankly, perfect. Now any of you who know me know I didn't vote for Trump. So why post this? Well... because I think it'd be pretty damn funny.