More specifically, after the point of orgasm. For some odd reason I always feel the urge to listen to music proceeding a mastabatory session. What about you guys?
Posted Mar 8, 2010, 1:04 AM UTC
"This is no longer relevant to my interests."
"For at least another ten minutes."
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"I need to stop beating off"
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"i wonder what's on reddit?"
Actually probably already on reddit nsfw etc
isosceles triangles.
I don't know why.
Hahahaha I was hoping for random stuff like this... I bet next time I masturbate I'll be thinking of isosceles triangles.
You won't be dissapointed...
Damn it- I got scalene triangles the last four times. I need to rest for a while.
cleaning up
cleaning up should always be the first thought - never the last.
towels. two great uses - one with the gf so she doesn't soak the bed during sex - and two its great for fap sessions.
Always the last for me. I never learn.
moreso what around me can I use to clean up the mess, usually ends up being a sock...
Clean-up on aisle 3!
Who cleans up?
Hmm, maybe I can live in a sexless relationship...
...yea
I gotta pee....
"Ive done better"
By the way, I'll be needing your monthly report by tomorrow morning. Thanks.
P.S. have you seen my stapler? I think maybe someone took it.
Whatever I was thinking about immeadiately prior to starting. Its like popping the stack.
Upvote for the loud guffaw I just made in the engineering library.
"Sorry, kitty."
i feel a bit disappointed because im addicted to it and kinda wish i could do something creative instead of waste my time.
i should improve myself to become the kind of guy who gets these kind of girls.
the counter thought is that these kind of girls im looking at probably wouldn't be fun to hang out with IRL anyway.
Edit: bookmark anything i found i liked. save entire session if it was good. close FF browser. Close truecrypt (portable FF in a truecrypt volume) close VLC windows. run ccleaner / clean windows jump lists.
Haha you keep FF in a truecrypt volume? Is the only reason you use truecrypt to hide your porn links etc.? 10/10 for dedication to staying secure.
i take other precautions - like the FF shortcut into the TC volume is a different icon. http://i.imgur.com/Tzgyh.jpg
technically you can change the extention and the icon of the TC volume itself and have the it always open with tc. i used to have it as ".2nv" or something but since hardly no one else uses my comp - and no one i know in real life knows about TC i don't see a problem with just leaving it on my desktop. i just have lots of it and would rather not have anyone accidentally stumble upon it.
no i really do use truecrypt for legitimate reasons- it just doubles perfectly for porn. i keep a 2gig TC stash on my desktop (for FF) and keep a copy of that 2gig file on my ipod for when im at my GF's house and the need arises.
Porn is legal in your country, right?
Can I ask, why bother? If any one stumbled on my porn, they're welcome to enjoy it too...
im in CA ya its legal. its just because i have lots of it - and its very organized.
sometimes my brother uses my computer and i would feel very weird if he looked at my porn.
Dude, I have a folder named Porn in my documents. Chill it out.
Dude, you clean the windows?
What kind of nine-dimensional hyper-man are you?
i mean windows jump-lists that are in windows 7.
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what the hell am I looking at?
Something utterly mundane like "man I should really iron my shirt for tomorrow."
"I got to clean the kitchen"
Note to self: Next time wear safety goggles.
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Stop Private Browsing
"I can't believe I just cheated on my wife with her twin sister."
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I can't believe I just upvoted that.
Close 32 tabs.
and as I close each one I look at what is depicted and think, "Why am I so fucked up?"
Pretty much, yeah.
I pretty much end up looking at my porn folder and going "shit I have a lot of stuff to delete." I never fap to the same porn twice.
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Same. Upvote
I start sobbing and pull my pants back up.
Cry-maxing is never recommended.
I sought out an extension a while ago just for this purpose. TabCloser lets you close all tabs by host by right clicking on the tab. Really great for closing just the porn.
If you click the scroll wheel down on a tab most browsers will close it :-D
You miss the point. 2 clicks and 32 windows from pornsite.com are gone.
Sa-weeeet!
Notice the 32 upvotes.
my exact thought