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Posted Apr 8, 2019, 5:05 PM UTC
If fire is ugly, then what is EMS. Fat and ugly?
Fire is like the stupid kid you feel bad for and give them everything they want.
EMS is like your stepchild who you didn’t want but their mom is 22 and a hottie, so you ignore them and beat them from time to time.
Yes. Yes we are.
My earliest memories are of a fire station... Wait a damn minute.
Why u no want me :(
Fug u u nurgle
I thought I was loved here </3
I still love you
If fire is ugly, then what is EMS. Fat and ugly?
Fire is like the stupid kid you feel bad for and give them everything they want.
EMS is like your stepchild who you didn’t want but their mom is 22 and a hottie, so you ignore them and beat them from time to time.
Yes. Yes we are.