bondagekitty•

Mario came out in 1985 in the US when Boogie was 11 which is when he says his dad had alchohol seizures and became an invalid soooo.........wasn't your dad she was fucking, dude

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JoCriss•

Boogie lying and being a victim? That cant be!

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4inforeign•

i hate this guy as much as the rest of yall, but come on. it's supposed to be a fucking joke. get a grip motherfuckers

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JoCriss•

Oh yeah great fucking joke mate, my parents are fucking and hate each others, Top class humor right there

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4inforeign•

hey, retard, where did i ever once say it was a funny joke? you and the everybody else on this sub need to pull your heads out of your asses. talk about being blinded by your own tears

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JoCriss•

Hey retard guess what a joke is suppose to be? Funny! Boogie clearly had problems with his parents and marriage in general and so its fair too say he probably would not joke about these things. According to his past behaviour, it’s way more likely to think its just a cry of victimisation

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UnbowedUncucked•

What a weirdly graphic and personal Tweet.

Also, Boogie, you're 45 years old. Why do you never talk about what happened in your life during the several decades between you leaving your parent's house and starting your Youtube career? Is it because you were just running a misogynistic porn blog all that time?

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Cragvis•

Ya know, thats a good goddamn fucking point.

When he tweets its either about stuff happening in today's world, or shit that happened when he was a kid, he never talks about his life after upwards bound and before current youtube days, nothing inspirational or anything, its almost like he is deliberately only posting shit to gain sympathy.

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throwawaysystemd•

The only good, maybe even inspirational thing that ever happened to him was Dez and he knows he can't talk about those "good times" with her because we're calling him out on that as well. For Dez, of course, it must have been a nightmare but I believe in some of the videos from the early Dez-era Boogey was actually close to being happy.

Everything in-between was probably just Boggers gorging on "comfort food" and being a shut-in loser on 4chan.

If we look at the bigger picture, we can clearly see that he is going full-circle and devolving again.

I see him doing something porn-related by the end of the year. Just like in the good old times.

He'll snap as soon as Dez is gone (remarried, etc) and then there'll be only Francis. Francis with a hate-boner for 18-ish teenagers.

It won't end well.

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dinorap1•

I think it was meant to be a dark joke but it just comes off as tryhard edgy.

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sperglord1999•

Wow boogie. That is really awful. I believe you and I am clapping. Poor, brave child!

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NthngLeftToBurn•

Username checks out ^^^^^/s

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sweden_person•

/soy

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sperglord1999•

That reply was about as creative as a Boogie video, I see you have learned from the best.

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Cragvis•

Turns out it was just a joke people.

Childhood trauma is always a joke for boogie2988.

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carthoris26•

I never said that.

And if I did, it was a joke.

WE ARE HERE

And if it wasn't, it's out of context.

And if it's not, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, they deserved it.

And if you don't believe me, you're stupid.

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enDOMixis•

Rolling on the floor in my own shit until Chad calls the paramedics and I have to give them my autograph while my leg is infected. Rofl indeed.

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CatSpydar•

leg is infected

I just imagine Boogies legs are black with beetus infections, just waiting to fall off.

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maratango•

Haha I was only pretending to be retarded

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stradayushchiy•

rofl... simply epic...

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[deleted]•

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RossBoss95•

Is this supposed to be humor?

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blankemp•

His next tweet literally has him saying it's a joke. Just more of his self deprecating humor no one asked to hear.

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4inforeign•

if you follow him you're asking to hear it

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Ooh ooh, I know this one!

The answer is Chad when Dez still lived with Boogie!

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PM_ME_YOUR_TOPKEK•

The sounds of HAMS

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Eat_diorhea_Anus•

Didn’t his mum and dad hate fuck him?

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HaberdasherA•

Assuming Boogie is telling the truth here, I can kinda relate. I played a variety of games to drown out the sounds of my parents screaming at each other during fights.

I mentioned this before, but my dad hated it when anyone looked at him, especially if you looked at him in the eyes while he was in one of his abusive rages. Looking in his direction would only make him angrier and would cause him to go after you if he wasn't going to already.

If he came home from work while infuriated and started screaming and physically abusing my mom in the living room where I was playing a game, I couldn't look back. My mom would sometimes scream to me "A. help me! Please help me! He's going to kill me!" while he was attacking her and I couldn't do anything, I had to keep sitting still playing my game, any body language that showed any acknowledgment of what was happening would draw my dad's attention to me.

When a fight would start to happen I would turn up the volume on my game to max to help drown out the sounds of this happening and make it easier to ignore. I would also make up lyrics to some songs and sing them in my head as well.

Like this sonic 2 level: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRuJfhEeCe8 I still remember some lyrics I made up to the theme:

"I hate-my fuckin life, and I-just wanna die"

"I hate-my fuckin life, and I-just wanna die"

Chorus: "You hate your life"

"I hate-my fuckin life, and I-just wanna die"

Chorus: "you hate your life and it's your fault"

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mojo__rising•

Sorry about what happened to you Haber that sounds really rough but you lost me at 'assuming that Boogie is telling the truth' I guarantee this is yet another hams-fisted attempt at Boogie being edgy.

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HaberdasherA•

Yeah I heard now he's saying "it was a joke" when people starting calling him out for it. It's just that since I experienced abuse I really hate denying abuse happened to others unless there's proof they're lying because I know how real it is. But looks like Boogie was lying once again.

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UnbowedUncucked•

This just underlines how shitty Boogie is. His edgy "joke" clearly brought back these bad memories for you and no doubt many other people who read his Tweet.

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TheRandomMan•

I agree with that - there are things that I consider off limits and abuse is one of them. The trouble with Boogie is that he lies so frequently that you question the integrity of his entire character which means you end up questioning/doubting everything he says.

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[deleted]•

Bro I know you're fine but I want to give you a hug. That is awful.

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sweden_person•
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[deleted]•

༼ つ T__T ༽つ sorry Haber. I know you don’t want sympathy, but that is some rough shit and im glad you’re still here. Non-consensual e-hugs being sent your way.

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goalieguyk•

I don’t think this has even happened to him

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TypeOPositive•

Yea but this ups his “gamer cred”. Probably saw the people on here talking about how he doesn’t actually enjoy video games.

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This literally isn't a joke. It's not even the schematic of a joke.

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Cragvis•

A joke always has as setup and a punchline, either can be of any length.

This is literally just a short story in one sentence. There is no setup or punchline. This is a request for pity, he is probably depressed and anxious about the dental work that he is lashing out for pity posts on twitter.

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Right. This is just an outrageous statement that might get a few uncomfortable chuckles in a normal social situation.

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maratango•

I'd wonder what the fuck was wrong with him

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JaxTeller718•

I don't speak much in here but I'm certain some of you will look at my post history after I post this. I used to be part of another toxic community on twitch called serious gaming. When they dropped their masquerade two years ago I was part of their reddit which used to detail all their scams and lies much like this one. Those two are so scared of the truth they went and had 2 reddit shut down and DMCA all clips uploaded of them.

I found this Reddit maybe 6 months or so ago. I used to actually think boogie was inspiring before I knew the truth. His ddp video was especially close to home for me as when he released it it was roughly around the time I was released from the hospital due to having a heart attack and having stints put in. I was 39 at the time, overweight and living terribly.

Nothing says fear like watching your mom and fiancée cry while you sit in a hospital bed knowing the emotions they are feeling are your fault.

I weighed 580 pounds when I was admitted. 2 months later at my first doctors appointment I was down to 497. Today almost three years later I hover between 410 and 430. I'm not proud by any means, I'm obviously not doing the hard work I should be. There's a myriad of excuses I can use like pain etc. But there is one thing I will never do.

I will never ever label myself an inspiration. I did my weight loss through the old fashioned way of dieting and moving around. I could be losing g so much more but knee issues hamper my progress and I do not have boogie money.

Which brings me to my point and the reason I am posting. Boogie, shit or get off the pot. You were handed so many gifts from the surgery to fucking ddp sitting in your house. Ddp asshole. I would KILL for that blessing. It would inspire me for life. But you, you threw it away. Stop trying to be an inspiration. Stop trying to be anything kids want to see or aspire to. Just stop.

You had your moment of sympathy. You threw it away and didn't value it. Others would kill for the chance at having anyone on their side in a struggle like weight loss. You had a community. You had a good looking wife way above what you deserved. A weight loss blog would have kept your goals and inspired others. Instead you choose to be an edgy humorist who cries foul every single time you get called on your shit.

Pick a side boog. Be an adults only dark humorist or be an inspiring motivator. You can't be both. And you failed at the latter several times over. Drop the facade. It just isn't working anymore.

I'm not sure why I wrote all of this. I guess part of me hates him because his opportunities would be something I would do wonders with for me and my loved ones. And I'm so so tired of constantly seeing people get taken advantage of by these scumbag streamers who know the influence they have on other depressed or lonely people.

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pidgey77•

Hey man, I hope you keep fighting the good fight and work hard. It's a struggle to get there, but once you do, every moment will be worth it.

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maratango•

Keep trying man, you can beat Boogie and be the real inspiration

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butternut1234•

Jesus christ, he needs to stop tweeting. Its beyond pathetic

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FattyWnnaCookie•

I remember when mr rogers did an episode on this topic on pbs

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RWrightGoose•

rofl so funny!! I wanna be funny like Boogie when I grow up!

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Recludos•

WTF

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Is he trying to say that it caused him a trauma? Or does he think it is funny?

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Why would you ask strangers on the internet such a question? For attention? Pity?

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SureMustBeNice•

How does this guy receive $$$ for his online presence? A joke is supposed to be funny to some group of people. He keeps saying about how he has dark humor. No one is laughing. It is very convenient how everything is a joke when there is backlash to his tweet.

I still can't believe he has fans. He isn't funny, charismatic, or produce anything of value. There is so much better content than Boogie.

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Morgfyre•

This is so sad. Alexa play Hell March

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LongjumpingMango3•

for me it was pokemon pearl and san andreas. oh and sonic adventure 2.

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Nawzzles•

Why would a 45 year old man tell this story to his fanbase consisting of 12 year old children

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rathercool•

I kind of like this dark humor but I can't enjoy it when I also thinks I see a man looking for pity. Which makes it even more darker, but that shade is way too dark (for me at least).

If he want to do this comedy he should try another platform than twitter IMO.

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Novalith_Empire•

Yeah I agree, it would be funny coming from someone else who wasn't clearly in it for the attention of someone actually believing what he's saying

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