From a post celebrating the murder of an Israeli soldier.
Posted Apr 10, 2019, 9:02 PM UTC
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If you nuke one country, you have to nuke every country to stay nonpartisan.
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But only nuke half of every country. And make sure that half of the people nuked are women.
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man if a big war starts over there that's exactly what will happen - the whole area will become a chernobyl
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Good thing we’ve given nuclear tech to the Israelis and the Saudis, since all sides are equally right
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Nuking someone and not nuking someone is the same thing, you id...
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^() - said a true centrist
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I'm pretty sure Saudis and Israelis get along pretty well. We need to give nukes to Iran to even things out
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Indeed, the most lasting and fairest way to end a conflict is to ensure that there’s nobody left to fight it. Zero-state solution when?
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this reminds me of that scene in Spartacus, where they are making romans fight each other in the arena -
"When youve got wine, you don't need bread!"
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Now this is a HOT TAKE.
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Kill everybody period, then there'll be no bias anywhere
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Kill half the Israelis and half the Palestinians.
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They’re literally the same thing you idiot, you fucking moron.
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Truly the voice of the people
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I honestly have no idea if one is actually better than the other, I know this is going to turn into a shit storm, but is Israel or Palestine actually better than the other? Or is this a common case of just two different groups disagreeing and that escalating?
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Depends on your worldview.
Like Muslims but hate/dislike Jews? Palestine is for you.
Like Jews but hate/dislike Muslims? Israel is for you.
Think no nation is allowed to be conquered anymore? Palestine is for you.
Think conquest is a valid way to take land? Israel is for you.
etc
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my solution to palestinian crisis - global warming will cook the world a little at this point, so i'm moving to Canada... the upside is that Israel/palestine is in the exact spot that will get most cooked, so both sides get shafted b/c they couldn't get along.
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“I now propose, the zero state solution”
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I support a two-state solution. They can join up as #51 and #52. HaShem and/or Allah bless America.