19 year old HR management student. I feel like my friends are too nice to me, so they never truly roast me... So I came here!
Posted Apr 11, 2019, 6:22 AM UTC
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I loved you on that show Home Improvement with Tim Allen
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You down with JTT?
Yeah, you know me!
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Wow you ARE still excited haha
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Your 3 cats aren’t actually your friends.
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They just pretend to like you so you will change their shit basket.
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Did you cut your hair with garden shears?
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This haircut is from 1991
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Damn boi.
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omg hahaha
It actually grew out like that after I had a buzz cut - guess I really need to take care of them now!
Edit: typos
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Parents don’t count as friends. They legally have to like you
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Getter better friends bro.
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Are you boy or are you girl it's very hard to tell...
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Lol, I'm female and never knew I look somewhat manly :)
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You look like a man that became a female
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You look like a Japanese male hentai character
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He looks like a man who became more manly.
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Don't take it too seriously princess
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“Right click, save picture as” for when I need to lose my boner quickly. Thanks!
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HR - just a title for feminists to feel better about the job secretary, and why they all gotta look the same, bitches that ain’t getting laid.
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Did your mum cut your hair
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But you don’t have friends, liar.
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Ok, true
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How's the gender reassignment going?
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David Beckham called he wants his haircut from the 90s back
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Well you've got the resting bitch face for HR down. Not sure why anyone would voluntarily train to be a soulless company cudgel.
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Aren’t you the type where no Vaseline is used for anal?
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I’m not sure which way you’re transitioning
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Bull
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jaime lannister's hair, Brienne of Tarth's face
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I could go either way on this, as I'm sure could you.
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They don't roast you because they know making fun of a tranny is not nice.
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I'm sure they roast you behind your back!
You ALWAYS have to pretend you like HR people, even though no one does except other HR people.