Finally! Thank God i'm cured of the Satanic cancer.
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Posted Apr 14, 2019, 4:21 PM UTC
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True. Every full moon i sacrifice a goat to my Lord Stan, he always appears, fucks me in the butt and bestowes me with good Hearthstone luck for a while.
All hail Stan, Lord and Saviour of Mankind.
PS: Thanks Stan, for letting me legend every month!
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In Hell your Lord Stan will not be that good anymore.. Then you will see his true face. Unfortunately in Hell you won't have access to God's mercy anymore and therefore you won't be forgiven for your sins no matter how much you ask God, you will remain there burning forever.
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'burning forever'
Sounds hot.
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imagine how it will feel.
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Dude were playing HS, not joining a cult. You nonce
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Jesus said: Whoever is not with me is against me.. That means that if you are not with Jesus then you are with Satan and you are not with Jesus when you play HS. So you don't have to join a cult to end up in Hell, you can do so just by sinning and playing HS is a sin indeed because it projects evil images in your mind. Not only HS is a sin but other games too which they include dark content in them as well as movies, music e.t.c
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Either way, Fuck off Nobody forces you to play
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The Bible also says that being gay is a sin. And there are literally priests out there raping children.
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Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior Magic the Gathering Arena?
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Probably just more Hollywood devil Satan witches? Am i saying it right?
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Nah, Magic is way more Christian-friendly. Look at [[Tibalt]]; when Magic made a character who resembles Satan, it made him such a terrible card that nobody would play him!
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I can literally see a list with all the wall priests and spell hunters you encountered lately
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Good, i won't see them again anyway so.. I'm finally free, thank God. You have to be possesed by demons to have a good rng and win in this game.. But sorry, i love God too much. Blizzard wants to take your soul in Hell.. This is not a joke.
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ok
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Out of genuine curiosity, what makes this game satanic? I already know why it's cancer xD
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Repent of your sins and stop playing this game.. You will lose your soul. It's obvious why it's Satanic.
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Can confirm this game has transformed me into a soulless shell of a man.
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You think this is a joke... But it's not. Hell is a real place, Blizzards knows how demons look like in real life because they have witches and warlocks working for them just like in Hollywood. Wake up, it's never too late. Love is the meaning of life. This game makes you hate your opponent, this is not good.
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Okaaaay, barring the religious fanaticism, YOU’RE the only one that can make yourself hate your opponent. Free will is still a thing in Christianity, ya know?
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I guess I just don't see it
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the latest expansion called E.V.I.L... But why such a name if it's not Satanic? If you can't see it then you are blind, i'm so sorry, i will pray for you.
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Obvious troll is obvious 2/10
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Goodbye.