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FullData5

Lettuce pray for her.

Lettuce pray for her.

Posted Apr 18, 2019, 5:30 PM UTC

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FUWS•

She needs to get up and leaf.

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Cakeman183•

but lettuce aren’t leaves. r/wooosh

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Oblongmind420•

Lettuce is from the daisy family and is a leaf vegetable.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce

Double r/wooosh

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Cakeman183•

but lettuce doesn’t turn colors in the fall.

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FUWS•

Give it up cakeman. Take a L and leaf.

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Cakeman183•

I won’t ex-sceptile defeat

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TheUglyDuwang•

Lettuce hope she was able to turnip on time, or her employer would ask her where she has bean

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Spotted_Lady•

I'd be asking her, "Did you grow that lettuce yourself, or did you buy it?"

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pizzalordu•

Oh God is that Poland? 😂

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