I always hated the term "Bitcoin Maximalist". It isn't a phrase that describes these people at all. 

I think the phrase "Bank sponsored unethical Bitcoin saboteur assholes" is more fitting.

 so are the rocks behind my house

there is nothing unique, at all, to differentiate btc

every use case should be on one chain, just one. 

except p2p cash
except tokens
except innovation 

i see more room for maximalism in eth or bch....btc is antithetical to maximalism. 

irony is that bch and eth are open to other chains whereas btc are not - truly religion

Shower thought: those who fight to keep Bitcoin's blocksize restricted aren't Bitcoin Maximalists - they're Bitcoin Minimalists