I am almost certain that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Who do I talk to about this?

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Posted Apr 19, 2019, 12:53 AM UTC · edited

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Bang_Bus•

Hail the lord!

Also, seek treatment for schizophrenia, please. Also, drugs are not okay, even if Holy Bible missed to mention them.

Also, where do I post my bank details for billion dollars

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WeirdTypeOP•

Thank you! I accept you :)

I don't so drugs, if I want to feel a "high" I simply spin in a circle with my arms out in nature somewhere like a forest, or meditate in prayer for a few days and fast. Once seven days.

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ChronicHatTrick•

Homie what

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WeirdTypeOP•

[It's ok, I forgive you :]

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alcoholicmolerat•

what

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WeirdTypeOP•

Have you read "my work"/"word"? Do you know how to bargain with "bad men" on the street?

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alcoholicmolerat•

occasionally

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tralfaz66•

Not that you need to be cured because you have noticed by now you can't raise the dead. You are just odd by modern standards and delusional to many/most.

Just do you and don't hurt anyone.

If you do, you will get a second psychiatrists opinion. Involuntarily.

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WeirdTypeOP•

Thank you, I am a pacifist and would never hurt someone, I try very hard to get even insects out of my house safely and eat a vegetarian diet, though I do not judge those who eat animals.

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LovelyLadyLamb•

Well, you can talk to us, if you'd like.

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WeirdTypeOP•

Thank you, I would really like that. It is hard to get out of my zone myself if that makes any sense?

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LovelyLadyLamb•

There is one conversation sub that I'm aware of, however, I'm sure there's more. Have you looked into any of those?

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WeirdTypeOP•

No, are there any that I would fit into with my atypical lifestyle?

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LovelyLadyLamb•

Not sure. You should give it a search and see what there is, there's practically a sub for anything :)

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neesh_chal•

Just open a winery

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