r/tifu•
Groovierbean

TIFU by showing my mom my most recent dick pic

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This literally happened just now, IM DYING inside please kill me. So background, I was practicing my dick photography for fun last night, (wasn't actually sending it to anyone). And today I saw something cool on instagram i thought she would appreciate so i ran down to show it to her in the living room and she got real excited and started swiping on the screen and my camera roll popped up and a hi fidelity close up of my fully erect dong and hairy balls showed up and I quickly apologize and say "gee that's quite embarrassing" and try then to play it off by continuing to talk about the cool instagram thing (it was a little video of a spotted eagle ray my friend recorded). and then quickly ran away. I think she's telling my dad about it right now. Up in my room now trying to figure out how to delete my life. Jesus Christ

TL;DR : Showed my mother my throbbing hairy dick pic that I took last night for no reason. 12/10 Not worth it

Posted Apr 26, 2019, 11:59 PM UTC

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dafy1234•

It's time to assert your dominance dude, barge into the room fully erect and don't break eye contact.

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art_teacher_no_1•

Your mom saw that when she changed your diaper. Don't worry.

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Bigob84•

Like when it was small, without pubs, then you probably peed on her, because you were a fucking baby and had 0% control over your junk.

15
Skidallion•

Oof

5
kirakiraluna•

You learned an important lesson, never EVER hand over your phone. I gently keep in it in my mom line of sight and promply remove it when her arms stretch in its general direction

3
gandelf296•

Mirin

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Martin2882•

Would be worse if you had both arms broken.

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OldCarWorshipper•

EVERY. DAMN. THREAD!

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robertjuh•

Play it off with "ah I hate it when my group chats keep sending random dirty pics"

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RunThatIn•

deserved

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hydrogenbomb94•

What why??

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RunThatIn•

he basically sent an unsolicited dick pic to his mom. stop taking pictures of your wiener, literally nobody wants to see it

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robertjuh•

Hey what do you know maybe I wanted to see it

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papadyls•

That's her fault if anything do go through people's shit if you don't wanna see what could be in there

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codingking03•

Well he went through it himself

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