TIFU by showing my mom my most recent dick pic
This literally happened just now, IM DYING inside please kill me. So background, I was practicing my dick photography for fun last night, (wasn't actually sending it to anyone). And today I saw something cool on instagram i thought she would appreciate so i ran down to show it to her in the living room and she got real excited and started swiping on the screen and my camera roll popped up and a hi fidelity close up of my fully erect dong and hairy balls showed up and I quickly apologize and say "gee that's quite embarrassing" and try then to play it off by continuing to talk about the cool instagram thing (it was a little video of a spotted eagle ray my friend recorded). and then quickly ran away. I think she's telling my dad about it right now. Up in my room now trying to figure out how to delete my life. Jesus Christ
TL;DR : Showed my mother my throbbing hairy dick pic that I took last night for no reason. 12/10 Not worth it
Posted Apr 26, 2019, 11:59 PM UTC
It's time to assert your dominance dude, barge into the room fully erect and don't break eye contact.