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SkyGuardianOfTheSky

[R/F] Unga Bunga.dek AKA Pure beatdown for only the most sophisticated of caveman

R/F

Nrrgh

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Name Grug

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Grug want play yu gi oh

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But Grug not know big words

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Grug not know how game works

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Rules make Grug head hurt

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Grug not know what do

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So Grug choose not to play big word cards

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Grug instead play monsters with no words

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And many spells to pump up attack number

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Grug not know how end intro duck shun

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Main Deck (40)

Monsters (15)

  • 3x Alex Dragon: Grug like shiny dragon. Pretty skin make Grug happy
  • 3x Myst Shell Dragon: Grug not know why card say dragon when card also say wyrm. Grug head hurts again
  • 3x Gene Warped Warwolf: Warwolf remind Grug of child hood pet but with less arms.
  • 2x Phantom Gryphon: Big attack points
  • 2x Frost Saur Us: Reminds Grug of dead dinos from the ice age. They bad times for every one
  • 2x Sum Skull: Skull good for scaring bad guy.

Spells (24)

  • 1x Rai gecko: Big noise make bad guy go away. Big noise good
  • 3x Pot of Extra: Grug not need extra deck so Grug make extra deck into more cards
  • 3x Pot of Duality: Grug not need special summon so Grug no have problem here
  • 2x Fire Form Tenki: Search wolf.
  • 3x Unite we stand: Make attack point big
  • 3x Mage Power: Make attack point bigger
  • 3x Power of the Gard: Make attack point EVEN BIGGER
  • 3x Big Bang Shot: Make attack big plus give monster power to hurt hiding monster
  • 2x Twin swords of flash light: Make attack small but also give more attack. Attack drop not matter when attack is big from other equips

Traps (1)

  • 1x Skill Drain: Grug not like effect monsters so Grug stop them from working

Extra Deck (15)

Fusions (15)

  • 3x Dragon Master Knight: Have big attack
  • 3x Five Head Dragon: Have big attack AND lots of heads
  • 3x Quintet Magician: He attack big
  • 3x Blue Eyes Ult Dragon: Not as much heads as five head dragon but still have big attack
  • 3x Master of Oz: My dad

Grug not play demise because demise says no damage and Grug not like that. Grug might change mind because Grug forgets a lot

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Grug not know if choices were right or if there are better cards to run because Grug not know how to read. Let Grug know what you think

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Grug tired from thinking too much so Grug go to bed now. Goodnight

Posted Apr 29, 2019, 1:48 PM UTC · edited

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Geargeist•

Grug, me think Green Circle {{The Seal of Orichalcos}} would help too. Since Grug no use Extra Deck anyway, Green Circle no hurt Grug. Green Circle also make all Grug monsters stronger and make opponent fight strongest one first. Hope me help

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SkyGuardianOfTheSkyOPPendulum Apologist•

Thank

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Monado_BoySilent Sword Slash!•

Grug not listen to him. Me hear dat Green Circle make bad thing happen when someone not win. Me watch friend use Green Circle, then they not move again after stop play game.

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YugiohLinkBot•

The Seal of Orichalcos - Yugipedia, ($)

^(Category: Spell, Property: Field)
^(Stats: 61 requests - 0.05% of all requests)

All monsters you control gain 500 ATK. Once per turn, this card cannot be destroyed by card effects. While you control 2 or more face-up Attack Position monsters, your opponent cannot target your monster(s) with the lowest ATK for an attack. If this card is activated: Destroy all Special Summoned monsters you control. You cannot Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck. You can only activate "The Seal of Orichalcos" once per Duel.

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parabola00:att-dark: Less Thunder, More Dragon•

First off, fantastic post.

Unexpected Dai can get your beaters out sooner and Painful Decision can search them and thin the deck so you can draw into those equip spells faster.

Heat Wave is an incredibly good card for a normal monster deck, even if it conflicts with Extravagance.

I'm not sure if you're particularly attached to Summoned Skull for nostalgia, but Trance the Magic Swordsman is a stronger 1-tribute monster.

Psychic Blade is probably better than United We Stand, since you're probably not going to have more than 2 monsters on the field very often.

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SkyGuardianOfTheSkyOPPendulum Apologist•

Grug like sike ick blade. Good idea

Un expect dai nice way to get more monster on field. Might also make hidden armour more useful with less normal summon focus

Thank for help!

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AllmightyPotato•

Isn't Painful Decision banned?

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Samsau12:att-wind:•

Painful Choice is, Painful decision lets you Foolish a lvl 4 normal monster to add a monster w the same name to your hand

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AllmightyPotato•

My bad.

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thatdudewholurks•

I recently had the same issue. You're fine+

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xathmos•

me also small brain

try {{grug sord}}

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SkyGuardianOfTheSkyOPPendulum Apologist•

Grug like big sword

Big sword make bad guy fall down

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MisterChippy•

Also try Psychic Blade. It help Grug use brain, by taking brain out of head and hit other guy with it.

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YugiohLinkBot•

Mordschlag - Yugipedia

^(Category: Spell, Property: Equip)
^(Stats: 1 requests - 0.0% of all requests)

Equip only to a Normal Summoned/Set monster you control. It is unaffected by your opponent's activated effects of Special Summoned monsters. During damage calculation, if the equipped monster battles an opponent's Special Summoned monster: That opponent's monster loses ATK/DEF equal to the equipped monster's original ATK, during that damage calculation only.

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ScorugeElemental Hero Neos New Sawatari San!•

Grug. Me suggest {{Heat Wave}} make unga bunga strong by making bad person weak.

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YugiohLinkBot•

Heat Wave - Yugipedia, ($)

^(Category: Spell, Property: Normal)
^(Stats: 85 requests - 0.07% of all requests)

This card can only be activated at the start of Main Phase 1. Neither player can Normal or Special Summon an Effect Monster, until your next Draw Phase.

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NinerT•

cave woman here, can me play unga deck, too? me no want to step on Grug's land but want know if cave woman allowed to unga.

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Axl7879•

grugette can unga bunga too. big monster no dis krem nate

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SaltAndTrombe:att-earth:•

play big gren majuju

absorb soul is true unga bunga

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IAmNotASkeleton•

{Grugosaurus}, {Grug the Magic Swordsman} and {Light Bringer Grugifer} have more unga and/or bunga than Summoned Grug.

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DonaldLucasI like fairies. Give me more fairies.•

This last one... We'll never get it in the TCG right?

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IAmNotASkeleton•

Surely Konami can just rename her to Milky Mommy Goth Bitch III or something.

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YugiohLinkBot•

Frostosaurus - Yugipedia, ($)

Trance the Magic Swordsman - Yugipedia, ($)

Light Bringer Lucifer - Yugipedia

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CaptainAnimeTitties•

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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WhigstheDuston•

Grug should try the angry sea dragon cards: Pacifis [Pacifis the phantasm city] gets an equip for monsters or trap card. Grip [phantasm spiral grip] makes monster a bit bigger, Crash [phantasm spiral crash] give "peer sing" to monster, and Wave [phantasm spiral wave] give protection.

Battle [phantasm spiral battle] can destroy opponent's annoying cards, and Power [phantasm spiral power] make opponent monster's effect nothing and easy to kill. Traps can also be actvated from hand.

Angry Sea Dragon [Phantasm spiral dragon] not needed, but big attack and extra effect on equips are nice

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Darkmetroidz•

Grug should use Utopia double.

1- Grug make utopia double.

2- Grug get double or nothing and make utopia

3- grug use utopia to stop attack

4- grug use double or nothing to attack again, making 10000 attack.

Is big brain play but give biggest number.

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SkyBriggesonly my cards understand me•

you should look at {{Faustian Bargain}} for destroying monsters that can't be beat down

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YugiohLinkBot•

Faustian Bargain - Yugipedia, ($)

^(Category: Spell, Property: Normal)
^(Stats: 21 requests - 0.02% of all requests)

Send 1 Special Summoned monster on either side of the field to the Graveyard and Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Normal Monster from your hand.

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hideonhood•

Monarch Stormforth, monarchs erupt, make opponent's big word cards ir el evant. Tianwei soon make Grug' s unga do more bunga

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Yeezushi•

Grug should try Mortshlag. Mortshlag makes opponent's big Grug monster weak, it good

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Axl7879•

what grug think of {pointy stick thrower}? let u hit opponent in face TWO time with flash light sword

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YugiohLinkBot•

Shooting Star Bow - Ceal - Yugipedia, ($)

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NidoTheKingKnows what he's doing!•

A true man's man right here.

Some cards to offer for your crusade (transcribed as best as possible into natural language):

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Monster Reborn: Bring back Grug's fallen monster. More monster more power. Can also take opponent's monster for Grug.

Unexpected Dai: Bring monster from Deck to fight for Grug. No need monster in hand to summon monster.

Heat Wave: Grug no want bad guys fighting back. Wimpy bad guy no like Grug's nice weather and no summon.

Thunder King Rai-Oh: Big attack points. Makes Grug's enemies angry. Grug likes sparkly man.

Reborn Tengu: Weak monster, but always comes back. Grug likes good friend that stays with Grug. Grug can search good friend with Tenki.

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Oh, and mayyyyybe add some Extra Deck monsters that you can possibly use yourself in case of emergency. You don't need anything complicated; things like Gem-Knight Pearl, Link Spider, Utopia, Underclock Taker, Gaia Saber, and maybe simple Synchros if you choose to add a Tuner or two are useful for getting more damage on board while not being too complex. You're using Extravagance, but you don't necessarily need them and are more useful and easier to get out than the Extra Deck you already have.

In other words, Grug can make bigger monster by using smaller monsters if Grug needs. Bigger monsters can help make Grugs monsters bigger and bag guys monsters smaller for Grug.

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Also, you could look into some other Equip Spells or Equip Spell support that may do better than what you already have, like Psychic Blade, Mordschlag, or Poison Blade of Solitude.

Or, Grug run better spells to make attack bigger for better unga bunga.

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IAmWhatTheRockCookedTellarknights, Sylvans, Guru Control, Crusadia Mekk, Tenyi Paleo•

Aaaaand 2019's R/F Of The Year has been won in April. Fantastic. Might even be Thread of the Year. Well done Grug. Might I suggest Grug think about adding Ancient Rules or Summoner's Art? They don't have too many words and Grug might be more consistent with at least Summoner's Art.

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2perninja•

Me laugh hard at caveman speak

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termichan•

Grug should just try True Grug Draco

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__--_---_-Summoned Skull Beatdown•

2x Sum Skull

Ah, I see, a man of culture.

err I mean unga bongho

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BIgChiefTNGGalliwtng on yt - Also the Deck Doctor•

grug play too many smacky smacky grug should play more little girls.

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ReintegrationTabletArchlord Zerato will punish you from on high•

grug no like robot flying women

grug happy blue monster robot women is make so can only use one

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F_Smash_85•

Grug play pankratops. it dino same size as frost saur us. plus you no need to remember effect.

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IAmWhatTheRockCookedTellarknights, Sylvans, Guru Control, Crusadia Mekk, Tenyi Paleo•

Grug not want so much words. Grug not know what they say.

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